Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But maybe you didn't hear, because you were on your phone like now.

I have to use water to get ready.

You know, it's bad enough that you take 40-minute showers.

Five bucks more an hour.

You got a 22-year-old white boy from south Carolina

That happened only once, okay? And it was kind of an accident.

Oh, no, they would be so upset.

Your accent is still... no good.

I quit my job because I found out

That they don't even realize.

Oh, that kinda man. Got it.

You said, "do you want one?" I said, "yes."

I think it's my hot Cuban blood!

Hey, I wanted to talk to you about my waiting room ideas

that comemierda Scott makes more than I do,

You wanna see real sexism?

When my dogs are upset, I rub their bellies.

Actually, it sounds like the patients won't get the same amount of time

I was newly separated. I really needed a job.

You know, all the nicknames and the fist bumps...

and I'm left to pick up the slack, because moms are special?

Like you might barge in on Julio iglesias in the bathroom?

But I'm sorry, and it was nothing personal.

I've let it go, but now I'm saying something professional...

What are you doing?

Turns out, I've been wearing the wrong bra size.

Now, salsa is just, "you want me."

Beauty gives you power,

Dogs are not children, Lori!

I didn't even think about negotiating.

Yes, you have. My baby pictures.

Lawyers would love to wear sweatpants,

I like that, yeah.

You think I'm sexist? That's crazy.

Man, I'm glad I'm a guy, so I don't have to think about sexism.

a lightning bolt went through me and I saw my future.