Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Question is,
Good thing I'm wearing my breakaway pants.
- Did you make your move? - She's out of my league.
This guy's hilarious.
Wow, you really don't know any Jewish people, do you?
Talking, texting, doesn't matter.
All right, don't say out loud what you're thinking.
Decorate your body to attract a mate. Here.
- Talk to me. - She said yes.
Hey, Junior. Glad to hear that first date went well.
It's hard.
"Ha-ha-ha. Oh, oh, make it stop."
Probably somewhere between a young Bea Arthur and a present-day Bea Arthur.
What if she has something she wants to talk to me about?
Ooh, I love your hair! Whoo!
Tell me, little man. How the hell do you support that big-ass Afro...
Does your dog need to take a pee-pee? It's pee! Smells like pee, guys...
Oh, and I can't stay the night and hold in farts...
Hey, Too Cool For Preschool.
Come here. I need to give you your diarrhea medicine.
You'd know that if you read "Out and About with Julius."
I'm just gonna...