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- Whee! Here we go. - Put me... Whee!
Oh, this is so hard.
You, a victim. Ha, ha! As if.
- Thanks. - Okay, listen up.
She will be mine.
Régis, il est temps que je suis en wee wee.
- Cleveland, it's a crime. - What?
Hey, everyone. The cable guys are here.
- Who are you? - Her boyfriend.
If I had to rate it? Hate it Translated: You ate it
- What, now? - It turns out...
...I'm running around town trying to sell bone-density machines.
Oh, well. I guess we need to pray for the courage...
One woman was particularly repulsed by your stretch marks.
Terry. You really are a stripper.
Well, then hold on a "secant."
Well, that was uncalled-for.
But aren't firemen heroes?
Yeah, I speak Klingon too
I'm sorry, I'm just so excited to be a pimp.