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I've been a broken record about it.
Oh. Sorry, sweetie.
serve you a burger every day.
What?!
that huge burger... he-he might not survive it.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't know, like, six years ago.
Maybe you should be a little concerned, right?
There's a big difference.
Get off!
Zeke is down! Louise, you win!
Well, you're sturdier than I thought.
Yeah, well, off to take my best customer jogging
That is why, pound for pound,
Yeah, but I walk nine miles a day. Look at my calves.
That's awful. Ooh.
No, Lin, the burgers are killing him. What?
Oh. Gotcha.
Well, then you could really get hurt.
Actually, I did! Oh, God!
We won't if you won't! Got to love that woman.
Really, Bob? We're best friends?
Okay, here's the deal, Teddy.
Wait, is that what's happening?
Well, I hope you're right.
Grenade!
...breath in stunts. Stunts.
I want that belt. And I'm not gonna fall
Tremendous news!
I was there for the kickball incident.
that's because it's me, Zeke!
raising three great kids. Yeah.
♪ You help him pee when he has that thing ♪
Did you get that guy to buy you a burger?!
Guess who just went to the doctor
so order up!
I really appreciate what you did.
his daughter. Ooh.
i stuff burgers into slimepainte's heart
So I'd watch the restaurant, the walk-in,
You're a mid-level drug dealer in an apartment stairwell.
Really? No. No, you're just out, honey.
Wait, why am I the person who's...
I'm not ignoring him. I'm just not listening to him.