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Lately. Past the poverty line.
- Mm-hmm. - But if you pick 31,
Oh, I've been doing just fine.
makes me feel self-conscious to ask for money.
Oh, and you don't care about the $5,000 bonus
It would come off as a lot pushy.
42.
Jesus, just get on with it.
You could be on the lookout for loose coins.
But if you're asking me if it's a good idea
Yeah, no, I, uh...
in the 1-in-7-million chance
since you're trying to sell more tickets than Colleen.
"Nice day for a drive, a golfing drive,
And we should hire someone to bury treasure for us,
That's probably for food.
- Great, 31 it is. - No, no, no, mm-mm.
Just think of yourself as, like, you're a pendulum.
Okay, so next...
Laurie, I am so sorry.
I was just talking, like, wildest fantasies.
for the perfect time to ask for a raise
They don't let us drive the truck on the grass.
you're going to need to learn how to play golf.
Okay? You're a clock.
At these speeds, everything is just a blur.
A budget is like a raise you give yourself
Yeah.