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Good, good, okay, now don't swing yet.
Fair enough.
It's just, between the divorce
Do you want to go over some possible segues?
and then hunting her down while she's playing golf
I just meant, no, it's like an alternate timeline
but with installments, they'll need me alive.
I should say that I, um,
she's a friend of my dad's friend and...
Thank you for letting me know.
Yeah, I know, I was just giving you a hard time.
Oh, yeah, you're going to kill it.
I can always bring it back, right?
I got a job collecting cans and bottles from the trash.
I thought she'd be like, "You got moxie, kid."
- Annoying or pushy? - Annoying.
but those things really just don't turn well.
I don't really know what I'm doing.
- I know, right? - Why are you agreeing with me?
Part of their therapy is making art that they sell
not getting sick, right?
Hey, Laurie! Laurie!
Because you asked who was calling,
Thursdays off from now on.
I don't have time for the preamble.
Yeah, but,
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Okay, um, back straight.
It was the numbers from "Lost."
I'm sorry, that was bad timing.
We are done with land.
why don't you give me these and I'll give you the cash?
You should do it now while you still got your business suit on.
totally ditching me in your lottery fantasy world.
- Okay. - Okay, not just our arms.
But, or now. No-no-no, now's good.
Oh, um, well, if it's just about a raise,
"It's not 1994 anymore.
I'd drop everything and travel the world.
No, no, sorry, is she there?
Okay, fine. But you're coming with me.
you think I'm just going to start hauling ass
Oh, is that her over there, by the tree?
For the next number, uh, 30? 31?
- No, no, come on. - I'm... I'm...
but it is very possible that someone cut my break lines.
I do it to wash my feet. Urine is sterile.
we could buy something really baller.
- I mean, it's more than we have. - I guess.
I eat two-week-old unrefrigerated lobster.
Chey, of course.
Well, if you want it all at once, you'd get 18.