Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I would not be sensible and sane
Have you ever tried to throw away an old wastebasket?
More than twice the iron and
Where is the blue food?
that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating
Janis Ian, Billy Preston,
Football is played in a stadium,
I want to talk you, Mrs. Kromer. My briefcase please, Harvey.
President Ford bumped his head 3 times getting into his helicopter.
That's what all the big ones, all the big religions said,
Inflamed tissues can cause local swelling,
And we do go for that, don't we? We kinda buy that.
Football is technological,
Is your family completely covered?
Thanks for watching and good-bye for now.
per household, plus state... All right, all right, sir.
We want the blue food!
Okay.
You have a lovely home,
Let go of it, would you?
where Union President Fitzsimmons was reported to have said that
I could take over a plane with a piece of looseleaf paper, right?
And, you, Mr. Kromer, have the perfect right
It's a drone! It's a drone!
Turquiose and white are a very good combination.
my summer home in Mattatuck, Long Island.
I said, especially in my condition.
And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.
"Which one?"
- No, I'm from L.A. - Ah! Who's your date?
this progressive state has decided to
and now we return to "Bee Hospital."
Cause I am Ploobis!
Dress shields, dress shields, girls.
eveniee.
it had deliberately lowered the top of the doorway.
It's already Sunday, and it's God's day OFF!!
What are you doing?
in Leeber City, Arizona.
Football is rigidly timed,
Excuse me, ma'am.
Then when you remember who it was, you have to call back,
Congratulations! It's a drone!
and welcome to "Victims of Shark Bite."
calling for special relief.
Oh, no. Of course not.
Guys found it and smoked them, anyway!
Now since this evidence is so extremely important,
No wonder we can't get anything together,
Or the man who can eat a thousand eggs.
That's why I travel with Flintstone vitamins!
Albert Brooks, the Muppets,
Why not call your local independent insurance agent today,
No, Mr. Gresner, that's your sleeve.
Scred!
Have I done these jokes before tonight?
Oh, and people,
I saw that movie where that guy had his leg bit off...
One humourous note,
Football's kinda nice,
God's will!"
there's always one weird piece of bacon.
cuts cleanly through the whisker at its base,
"Let's get this guy, God! That's the 4th kid He's killed this week!"
- Daddy! Daddy! - Hey, pal!
Hello? Hi!
and I'll be hosting the NBC Saturday Night show next week.
...of badgers. - ...of badjurs
the bird was stepped on and crushed to death this afternoon
"Hey! Watch THIS, Jesus! Left turn!"