Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you know that the recent glut of late night TV ads
Jamitol.
Things work out well.
and finally the highly acclaimed twinblade cartridge.
By just answering this phone call,
starring George Carlin
You don't think you know how unsafe your family really is.
we offer a total security protection plan for your family and home.
- Cranky! - NO!
a radically new concept in family insurance coverage.
took place today in Detroit,
Your pain is my pain, m'dear.
You at home and everybody here.
from the rotting forest to the stagnant mud flats...
You can't do it. People keep bringing it back to you, man.
I can't help it.
I think His work shows that.
but I'll describe him for 'ya!"
Repeat! This is a simulated assault and burglery!
but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter.
I've got team captain Debbie here would like to
I'm going to ask you a question now.
the country of Israel and the state of Georgia
Triopenin is gentle,
Medical, your grossness.
In football, you get a penalty,
Repeat after me.
we have Him watching us drive.
where number 38 in a series of grizzly and bizarre murders
Mister Trouble never hangs around
Now, please, Ms. Davis.
The CIA immediately denied reports that
- Where they've the lights in the sky? - Yeah.
Mrs. Kromer, say, a criminal entered your kitchen
I don't even know what I'm talking about,
DIED!!
has occurred just over an hour ago.
Ah, there you are.
But you know, football wants to be the No. 1 sport,
Thank you.
which is what He should be doing,
"Hey, uh, your wastebasket is in the garbage here!"
I've had, uh...
It's like Military Intelligence, the words don't go together, man.
What is a knowledge graph ? It is like Jumbo shrimp -- the words don't go together Man
Cause we are really cute.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
have agreed to change places.
His name is Harvey, Harvey Morgomaster.
semi Supreme being.
I think God may not be perfect.
Is this a French film I'm living in, people?
"Let's take their land away from them!
And now,
If I had it, yeah.
He worked six days, then He took Sunday off.
Nope! It's gone, see? Shark bit it off! Nothing there!
You do have a left arm and it looks perfectly normal to me.
George Carlin!
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it has the chance to snap back and injure you,
"Here I come to save the day!"
Blade number two