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Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Well I hope you learned your Lesson Fern Never Help Anyone
I've realized the error of my ways, Lisa.
[Sighs] Why indeed.
[Groans] There's gotta be more trash around here somewhere.
Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor. Well, maybe she should have thought of that...
I've got to do something to get my money back quickly.
Simplify, man!
Why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
- Lisa, nobody likes a gloater. Right, Homie? - Uh-huh.
See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?
I need someone with your integrity to help me.
- [Beeping] - [Laughing]
Simplify Man Ds 2026
My first dollar!
Um- Oh, excuse me. Could you tell me where I might find the Burns O's?
I don't understand. Pigs need food. Engines need coolant.
A half ton of newspaper, and all we get is 75 cents?
[Whining] I'll do it this afternoon.
Simplify, man!
to witness the unveiling of... the Li'I Lisa Recycling Plant.
[Sniffs] Ew. This place has got old man stink.
Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats...
but on behalf of the recycling community, ha!
I'll handle it, Smithers. [Chuckles] Shut up, little girl.
Oh, I'm not doing this for the money.
- Nothing evil. - Nothing evil.
These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
It sounds like you're working for your unRAID server.
Homer! You didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!