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Please be Flanders. Please be Flanders. Please be Flanders.
Thanks Jeffy! You're welcome, Cheezborger! I'm going to beat up dad!
[Clock Ticking]
And don't even think about going in the game room.
and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
- [All] Good idea, sir. - Take 50% of my money, and put it in the blue chips-
when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.
[Faucet Squeaks]
Monty Burns, everybody.
''ketchup.'' ''catsup.''
These phrases are for beginners. Write these and repeat in your sentences.
You told me about that candy bar you found three times.
[Murmurs]
Well, the bank has already foreclosed on the plant.
You mean there are actually people...
That voice. That shrill, disagreeable voice.
Um- Oh, excuse me. Could you tell me where I might find the UConn ranking
[Gasps] Oh!
or sitting in some phony-baloney church.
The whole plant is environmentally sound.
- Please. - No.
This calls for an aggressive trading strategy.
- Absolutely. Genius. - Oh, yes, sir. "A" all the way.
There's a can.
- [All] Mm-hmm. - But... I made all the right moves, didn't I?
That's the library. Not allowed in there either.
Uh, come on!. Let's pick up the future and eternity pace, you nincompoops!. I've been pissed off. Uh, come on!. Let's pick up the future and eternity pace, you nincompoops!. I've been pissed off.
[Homer Glugging]
Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag.
Well, sir, I have to get to work.