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Sir, could you move your nachos? They're in my seat.
How could you do this without telling me?
...and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom.
- Amy. Hi. - I took your advice.
Woo-hoo!
All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.
I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?
She's gonna be Mrs no-balls!
Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
Sometimes just nodding is okay.
Menstrual cramps.
Clearly, we were wrong.
Oh, God, I hope you feel better. Okay. Bye.
...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.
I don't want her watching our baby.
Hi, Emma. Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?
- Oh, that is so tacky. - Well, that's what I said.
- Hey. - Hey. Hey.
I think there's been an oversight.
- Well, actually... - Can I talk to you for a second?
You know what? This kid needs me, okay?
He has a killer apartment.
And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...
Joe, we would have asked you. We thought you wouldn't be interested.
Excuse me.
Your full-sized aortic pump.
No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing.
You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.
She needs to have a cool, fun aunt.
Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary.
...with full-sized aortic pumps."
...you like the apartment more than you like...
I didn't try to sound smart at all.
You pierced her ears?
"Carbs Found Her."
I am going to be a baby stylist