Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if I got everybody presents.

- and he's gonna go with us. - Boyfriend?

- I'm sorry, Car... - No!

Happy Thanksgiving.

Yes, you plan it. I will chip in.

Uh, last year, um, I ate tids and bits...

- It's almost time. - Uh, yes. Yes, Winnie.

she called it coitus.

And, Radley, you'd better get going, otherwise you're gonna be late.

Your mother said another 15 minutes.

- I'm sorry, who is... Are you a groomsman? - No. This is my assistant Mark.

But... I... If I... If I remember correctly...

- It's, uh... It's necklaces. - Oh!

- Thank you. - Teeth okay?

- Uh... - Well, let's get your bike.

E- Excuse me, I'll be... Excuse me, I'll be right back.

That's the mother, the boyfriend...

and then she... and she smokes a cigarette.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

- Here you are, sir. - Very nice bottle.

- Oh, pumpkin. - My first apartment.

Can you do a whole new make-up?

Stop teasing, Dad!

and listed this as her home address, so they threw her back here.

- I know. - You're stupid.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Please be seated.

You're funny, Mom!

- I want you to meet Daniel. - Oh.

and I take you as my wife...

- Hi, Francis. - Danny.

We should be landing in about 15 minutes.

You're gonna love me

See, okay, I been on... I been on most of these buses...

- 'Cause, see... 'Cause guys and girls are different. - Daniel.

- Yeah, never again. - I love you.

Can speak right to my heart

I passed my subject in a regular school...

All right, Jeff, get the girls home. We'll call you later.

- Oh! Thank you. - Vivian. Yes. That's very... Okay.

My daughter happens to be a very amazing person.

Carla Tate, will you marry me?

Okay. Of course she is, but they just wanna know...

- Excuse me. - Carla?

Please listen to what I'm saying.

No, I can't take that car out in winter weather. It'll ruin her paint job.

- Mother! - What?

And how are you doing over here, Mr Garbis?

- Now, let's rehearse. - Well said. Well said.

- That might be nice. - But there were times

Yo, mama. Welcome to the party.

Bus 45, express service to Sacramento...

- Welcome home. G... Hello. Hello. - Here. I'll take this.

Dr Johnson said that it would be nice...

I feel my heart start to tremblin'

- And I'll be yours - Yours

Mother, being gay is not a diagnosis.

Well, hello, ladies. How are you doin'?

in your underwear, if you want.

in between another wedding and a funeral.

Lets me know that you need me

Uh... Yeah, just 'cause... just 'cause I wanted... I wanted to bring Carla in...

Would you have any blues? My friend and I at my school, we love the blues.

Well, she can live near us. That way we can keep an eye on her.

and, you know, serial killers, so...

- And I'm not an artist. - Okay, but I...

She's not planning the wedding because we are.

- It's sweet. - You know, and a lot of the owners don't like to rent to people like Carla.

But it's not just trusting Carla. I really don't think so.

I wonder who thought up sex in the first place, Daniel.

And the sand at my feet

- What are they up to? - Okay.

Not like you planned, huh?

'cause I... 'cause I have an idea for... for us.

- No. I didn't... - Yes, and she did a lot of other things in Sutter Hills.

He was in Vietnam.

Watch my guitar. Now, easy.

Everybody... Everybody's right! Everybody's right, Carla!

for this slight inconvenience, but you know how children will be sometimes.

- Wow. - And today your mother's gonna get some recognition, which she deserves.

Put it down over here, 'cause this is nice, cold marble.

and a beautiful, clear day.

I honour you in the name of God.

- Thanks. - I'll be back if you need me.

- Bye, Daniel! - Bye!

And I have never had that before.

So if that should ever happen, to say, "No!

Oh, people drink for lots of reasons.

And I don't understand

He who makes the monsters

- It's all right. - Stop laughing at me!

Uh, no, not yet, no, no, but I have worked with children...

I feel exactly the same way.

My job to introduce the head of our Sutter Hills City Council...

- She's studying with friends. - Really?

What is... What?

I'm really hungry.

Step this way, sir, please. Uh, everybody dance, please!

- So... - Yeah, but that's okay 'cause sometimes...

- If it doesn't work out, she doesn't have to be there. - I don't...

L... 'Cause I know the greatest place, and I can drive.

And, uh, I, I take you as my wife...

and you yelling in the background is not exactly good for business.

And here's to you Mrs Robinson

Honey, your mom is right on this one.

When they're gone

Nah, this is the eastbound. You want the westbound over there.

- It's not the time to make a big decision. - No, but my eyes are not closed, Mother!

- But that's not fair. - Life isn't fair.

- Okay. - All right. Okay.

Give me your hand.

and they back up.

chess or bridge.

- Carla! - Yeah.

Um, yeah, I m... I miss you too.

Thank you very much.

- Very careful. Good girl. That's right. It's hot. - Wow.