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- Have you seen her temper? - But, Carla, do you know what I did?
that the toes are the windows to the soul?
Happy Halloween, Dad!
- This is pretty. - Okay.
- L... I know what I'm gonna do. - What are you doing now? - I'm gonna put it in the kitchen.
- Aw, Ernie! - See how I did that?
- Here's the police report. - Did she really say that I'm smothering her?
- That's nice. - So a doctorate, Jeff? That is so refreshing.
I'll do my own wedding. I hated everything you did for Caroline's wedding.
for the rest of my life.
I'm so sorry, but, you know, Cousin Anne...
How about if you taught me how to dance?
And then it... it's my turn.
So? I don't even care!
Ernie has killed people.
Congratulations, Carla and Danny!
Oh, n... Well, 'cause I... 'cause I don't... I- I-I don't need my dad any more...
Look at me. It's very simple.
So I just save these for Thanksgiving, right?
Who presents this woman to be married?
- Carla, dear. Carla. Carla! - Oh, I'll quiet them, Mom. They like me.
She has really long hair.
Good. 'Cause I don't want to date yet.
She's got to have the opportunity to meet challenges.
- Well, I mean, not don't like to... - I'm sorry, but there are no people like Carla, okay?
- Yeah. - Patting. Patting is good.
The groomsmen over here, and we'll have the bridesmaids come up and...
I could never think that.
- Platoon, halt! - Oh, my God. L-It's Joseph.
I mean, I know that I fail in some horrible way. Do you know...
- Don't make trouble. - Whoa!
or do you want to let her grow into an adult and take the same risks that you and I take?
You look really handsome.
One bedroom, one bathroom, hardwood floors...
Thank you, Martin.
I have to go back because my father is coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm... I'm so terribly sorry...
- All right, let's just see what he has to say. - Maybe he has a surprise.
Elizabeth, stop it, will ya.
At last
- My, uh, boyfriend is coming... - Here...
Mom, why don't you think of it this way, as a...
- But he's next. - So?
Happy birthday to you
I'm so proud of you. I love you.
So what is your doctorate dissertation gonna be on?
Not so good.
- Oh, boy. - Please.
- I think that you're really stupid! - Carla!
- Where'd you get that? - At Michelle's, uh, Soho boutique, actually.
I was thinking that we could wait till the next holiday...
- Yeah. - Yeah?
including yours, for ten years.
Oh, my God.
You made everyone laugh at me!
Ah, good morning. Jason, thank you for calling the auto club.
Daniel, I want us to be friends...
- That's very funny, but not hysterical. All right? - Okay!
Caroline and Heather did my make-up. Both sides.
I want... I want to spend... I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Are you r-ready?
- That is out of the question. - He's just kidding.
What you did was stupid, and I don't want to ever see you again!
because I wanted to tell you the good news...
Ohh, ohh
Okay, you're disappointed. Disappointed in what?
He's missing everything.
The courses are English, History and Political Science.
Okay... Yeah, 'cause it... It's just that sometimes I forget.
If things continue at home the way they've been going, yes, absolutely yes.
Come on, Danny. Here we go. Hold on one second. Let me put it down.
Oh, I can understand anger. I know about that.
Oh, Carla, did you receive that Dustin Hoffman book that I sent you?
Why did you do that, Daniel?
And it was... it was so beautiful.
- I feel very flattered. - Mrs Robinson, will you forgive me for what I just said?
- Careless and free - Like animals
- Carla, Carla! - Hello, puppies. I'll teach you how to behave, little puppies.
we're engaged to be married.
No, but I can't do better because I'm not better.
that last Thanksgiving...
It was really confusing.
it is my one duty of the evening to make a toast.
in an uncertain political terrain.
Oh, I'm just writing things down about different jobs...
- You know, Ridley? - Radley.
- You do like him? - Oh, I like him. It's just I don't know if you're ready...
Oh. Oh.
Why the seasons change and change and change
- You could come and help me pick an apartment out... - Not quite so hard to Mom. Okay.
- I love to drink, Ernie. - Oh, yeah? Come on.
- Do you believe this? - What?
No, no, what is the matter? Oh, my gosh. Oh, Car...
Compassion in thejungle Compassion in your head
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm sure she meant that you do it after, you know, you're married or something.
- All right. - Darling, just don't move your hips like that.
I'm sorry your father won't change his mind.
- No, stop, stop. Stop. - Yeah.
- Bye! - At last - Don't worry, Mom. Everything's fine.
He didn't mean to embarrass you.
Bye, Carla!
And television freaks show cops and robbers everywhere
I mean, maybe she's ready for her own apartment.
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
Yeah. Wait, is that... is that why people drink?
'Cause I would... 'Cause I would never hurt you.
Like animals
- Get a cab. Get him home. - I don't love him.
It's dry, Mom.
It was so embarrassing, Radley.
to walk her down the aisle, and I'm gonna walk her down the aisle.
And this one right here.
This is the first love she's ever had. She's feeling that for the first time.
Also, for those interested...
And... And... And see, they... 'cause they made me practise on a banana.
- Be quiet! - Please. Everybody, please. - Shh!
No, no, no. We do have the... We have the...
Uh, well, no, not really.
just 'cause I... I met this girl and then...
He's full of surprises, Mom.
Loved you