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- Bye. - Okay! - Bye now!
The old you.
That is not the... That is not the same...
But I told Dad that he was just a "friend" friend, not a boyfriend.
- Bye, Daniel! Bye! - Bye!
- Thank you. - Thank you, and merry Christmas.
You went along with it because you were too drunk to face it.
Thanks, Fred! Thanks for the ride!
L... I-I-I also got a job that pays money.
My pumpkin's a duck.
- Elizabeth. - Don't worry.
You are mine
- Don't you understand what I'm trying to say? - Elizabeth, shut the hell up.
- What the hell do they know? - They are experts, and she has all the symptoms.
About $50.
You know that your mother was the one who made this animal rescue shelter a possibility.
That's that young dental hygienist who married the Tate boy.
Okay. Carla Tate?
You're gonna wake... You're gonna wake Mrs Waters' baby.
Wh-Wh... What's that? What's that?
What?
I love you very much...
But be on time.
She can't handle the unexpected, Radley. You know that.
I'm with you rain or shine
And we love each other so much...
- That's a joke, Mom. - You're gonna have a wonderful time tonight.
That's okay. Don't worry about it. That's absolutely fine.
Just you.
Body! Body! Body! Body!
But I-I, see, I don't... I don't want any soup.
Next. Hello! Let's keep the line moving, please.
- No. - Are you sure?
- He doesn't know it. Look at him. - You're kidding me?
You know... Hello! Guys! This... It's, like, Danny, Michelle... Would you give me a break here?
and, and, and he's a drum major, and they, they, they call him Walkin' Wally.
They're doing just fine. We are doing just fine.
See, not a marshmallow in the bunch.
- Okay? - Okay.
I'm an art, painting, music and volume control manager.
And I don't have a clue
Just go to the mall. They have lots of make-over places there.
Oh, 'cause, uh, I feel special right now, Carla.
Dinner will be served soon.
- She is gorgeous. - She nearly burned the house down with the other two girls in it.
Did he say marry her?
Hey, send me some vibes, wolf eyes.
- And they're beautiful. - Carla!
Definitely.
And how there's 50 billion sperms in one shot, and that...
- Ohh, ohh - Like animals
Aren't you?
Dear
- Yeah. - You disappointed with the girls?
Wait.
And, Caroline, I'm very proud of you.
- L-I came to see a girl in the wedding. - I don't think so.
Mrs Tate! Mrs Tate! Carla's run away!
I say, love me, hold me
You made me want you
I am not the person who is singing
Yeah. Yeah, I love marching bands.
I think you're missing a very important part of the journey.
Oh, Carla. Will you please listen to me?
So, Caroline, please tell me how, with your horrible temper...
Because those are lies. Now, Radley, we have to do something.
Of course you don't. I understand completely.
Dad, she put one in my bathroom.
Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me!
'cause this is where I usually sit when I'm waiting for buses.
- And then she was telling us all about semen... - Carla, honey.
Mother, I think that she has tried very hard to show that she's a responsible person.
Who's next?
Everybody's right, Carla! Everybody...
No, I don't like it.
I am gonna be a veterinarian's assistant.
And won't it be fine
- Do you want me to show you how to do it? - No.
Amen.
- Oh, yeah, baby. Oop! She's got the pepper spray! - She definitely has the pepper spray!
Translation: Finding the big bucks in tiny little countries whose names you can't pronounce.
Stop teasing, Dad!
- And that boy jumping off the balcony! - Oh, wasn't that... Well, well, we didn't exactly plan that.
Follow me. Hurry.
That doesn't matter. It... It doesn't matter.
Well, I'm stuffed.
- Come on. What makes you happy? - I wanna... I wanna take a ride in your Mustang.
Yeah, sure. It's great.
because I got out of school early today.
more than it made the kids happy.
All right, let's start the rehearsal.
Any old time
I've been doing my best to have fun with her, but I don't know what fun for her is.
Yeah, thank...
Well, it's... it's Thanksgiving. Remember the... 'm-m-member what we said we were gonna do on Thanksgiving?
I am not the one who laughs at people's jokes
No, I'm not better.
- 'Tis the season to bejolly - To bejolly
- Mom, make him leave me alone. - Here. - Whoa!
How are you doing?
Olive juice
- And he... he's a, a musician. - Well...
I feel the earth move under my feet
This is my idea of a nightmare.
- Oh, Carla, don't be sad. - Oh, Carla, don't get sad.
Well, dear, you just completed school. And, in fact, I think they gave you a certificate of completion, didn't they?
And you don't forget your pepper spray.
What's the... What's the matter?
- Carla! - Is everything all right?