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- Careless and free - Like animals
Radley, I'm gonna make it up to that girl.
Bye, Mom!
- I'll see if I can find one in coach. - I would appreciate that.
- Fund-raising device known to man... - Hello, puppy.
- How are you? - Oh, Victoria, you look so lovely. - Thank you.
- Baby, I'm yours - Baby, I'm yours
- I want to live - Like animals
- I love children. - She's a good teacher. - I just get mad at adults.
Uh, th-the driver just throws you off.
4:30 bus to Las Vegas is now departing.
- My eyes are not closed, Mother! - Please, Carla.
- I'm sorry. - Here we are.
Oh, I'll shut up. I promise. Radley, I'm gonna shut my mouth.
Um, a-a-and I can eat all I want.
I did it, Daniel!
But this might be the very last time I attend a family function without Michelle.
You know, I thought our worst problem was gonna be parking.
- Do you have a head? You know, a head. - Sorry.
Any old time
and that they'll try to coitus us.
Ready?
and it... and it just... it just doesn't have that Thanksgiving feeling.
No.
Alone? You live all by yourself alone, Danny?
Excuse me. The soup kitchen is around in the parish hall.
- That's good. - Yeah.
- Uh, me? You? Us? What? - Well, no, dear, not us.
- Dr Johnson. - Carla's ready to go.
Well, yes. Is that okay?
- I'm gonna stay right here. - Okay.
How the sun keeps shinin'
Now, this is the new you.
I did... I didn't...
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
- Yeah, I'll second that. - Come on, you guys! This is fun.
- I'm s... I'm sorry. - Why did you tell everybody our love secrets?
- Well, that can happen to anyone, honey. - "What if?" - No, but not with Carla.
This is them asking, not me. Is she reliable?
so that my parents get off my back.
- I'd like to sing a song for her. - That's not what he was saying... - It's okay. It's all right. It's all right.
In so many words. Yeah. Do you want to read the police report?
- Woof! Woof! - Carla.
Sir, it's 110 proof. It'll make you very brave.
- And vulva. - Shh. Carla. Just a little less loud, okay?
This is a Tate family wedding. I'm very proud of that.
What did they do after they kissed?
I made that and put all the little marshmallows on top.
And then you don't talk about it ever again in your whole life.
I think... I think I wanna... I think I wanna be brave, Ernie.
- Oh, dear. I got a little bit of lipstick on you. - I'll be okay.
- Really? - I bake cookies at Emil's Bakery.
I'm gonna love you
w- would you mind j- j-just to sit down for ju...
Hi. You look like you need a ride. Come on. Dad says it's okay.
- Uh, he's a retard. - Oh, and that's supposed to be my problem?
Some to be happy, some to forget, some to be brave.
- I love you. - You're silly.
Happy birthday to you
It's not that I don't like Danny. It has nothing to do with whether I like Danny or not!
Well, no. I hadn't thought of it.
- But, Mom... - Oh, dear.
Me too.
they... boys can try to take advantage...
Well, my baby keeps on walkin'
- And everything. - All right, maybe we will. Maybe I could do that.
Well, I feel like I'm the mother of a dedicated underachiever, a gay workaholic...
- Oh, dear. - Well...
- Uh, did my dad send a cheque... - Oh, yeah, yeah. - For, for my allowance?
Come on, 'cause... 'cause we can do it in the... in the bedroom, if you want.
Carla! Wait!
- Uh, I don't think you need... - I know that you don't like Daniel now...
Can you please try to eat it with your fork, and that would be very... Carla.
They... They did it when she was young. L...
Top funny Funny
Hi. My name's Daniel McMahon.
Joltin'Joe has left and gone away
- Why? - To live with my mom.
God bless you, please Mrs Robinson
- It's Swan Lake. - Yeah.
Heather!
- Now, Mrs Tate, it's a little small. Kitchen. - No, this is out of the question.
- But it's free over there. - Thank you.
- My lonely days - Eyes right!
I got my own apartment, my very own apartment.
A- A-A-And she... she does not have hat hair.
Okay. Cousin Anne's very happy. Let's move on.
She said it was downstairs.
- They're from college. - Yeah.
- I'd just like to say that the only reason I'm even here... - Oh, Heather. - Huh?
Well, what on Earth is this happening?
I just want you to know that I don't understand any of this, not for one second.
She's home!
Don't spend it all on the first date, all right?
- Come on! - I cannot believe it. You're still doing the look.
- prosperity... - Radley, what is going on? - Someone's throwing...
- Hi. You look really pretty. - Thank you.
Okay, good night, Mom.
- I don't know any Ernie. - Good.
Watch it.
I can't tell you why
And if I said it was love at first sight, that would be disingenuous.
Like nobody's loved me
So, Radley...
- Thanks. Say hello to Carla. - We missed you, Carla.
I honour you in the name of God.
Oh, I know what you guys are gonna do tonight.
They put gum in my hat again
Carla, Carla.