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and they... and they... and they never... and they never talk to me, Ernie.
- What is this? - Fire.
Yeah, don we now our gay apparel
Anyway, dear, with this apartment, I just don't think that you should have, um...
for a really long time.
- He has two jobs, Mom. - What kind of jobs does he have, Carla?
- I mean, what does he want with her anyway? - Honey, she's a very attractive girl.
- Honey, we know that. - My wedd... No! - No, no, excuse me. - Calm down.
What about just giving me, uh, enough... enough money just until I... I fi... I find a better job that... that pays...
- Please be seated. - Okay.
Oh, Carla.
I just wanted to say...
They have limited... limited visitation, and let me tell you something, Radley.
- Baby, I'm yours - Hi.
long enough to show everybody how proud we are to be Tate family.
Nobody lives there but me, and I move there in two weeks!
There are so many people to thank for this wonderful shelter.
Every... I am... I'm dumb!
- It's very high. - Commuter service to Sausalito, Marin City...
Oh. Ohh, hello, Carla.
I don't know what you're trying to prove by refuting every single thing I say.
Wow!
And I-I usually sit there, but it's usually empty.
That's all.
Uh-uh, Carla. Oh, Carla, dear.
Hello, duckies.
- We do. - We do.
- And what is the blue? - That's the police.
- And she also told us about penis... - Okay, we've got it.
and we're going to be married...
- I want to go to school also. - That's great.
Yes, they're okay.
Carla refuses to let me pay for the wedding, but she does want me...
Okay. Anyone else for a free make-over demonstration?
Don't worry, 'cause I've been house-trained.
Yeah, you look r-really pretty.
I would have never seen it had you not asked me to see it.
They... They don't interest her. They don't work for her.
- Well, I like "The Lace Maker. " - Mm-hmm.
And then... And then on Mondays, um, uh, I get... I get to clean out the tubas.
I mean, I can't vouch for the fact that the window might not be left open during a rainstorm...
You see that girl over there?
I want her to take risks. It's the kind of ri... Are you a parent?
- Hi. - Okay. - Not that she has any idea what a hotel accommo... Oh.
without you getting upset in front of everybody, Carla.
forever and forever and forever.
- And, see, his rent is $500, and he can't afford it, Mom. - Honey. Carla.
But my favourite actor's Dustin Hoffman. Did... Did you... Did you ever see that movie, The Graduate?
Carla, just wait a second. I just want you to understand!
- Yes. - Wow!
- Yes, it does! - No, it doesn't.
When you reach a certain age and you're not talking to your children...
- I don't know where Charles is. Is she okay? - Where is he?
Right? You're ready to go home now.
Carla, we're all just a little bit too tired for such an important conversation.
I shouldn't have come with you, Daniel...
STOP LAUGHING AT MEYUH!
No! No, it isn't okay! It isn't...
- She's very pretty anyway, and he just... - I'll tell you what he wants. He wants to have his way with her. That's what he wants.
I just know that I would die
- Carla! - Woof!
Hey, don't run, baby doll. Don't run.
And nobody's going to tell me how to do it, not even you, Radley. No!
- It's very nice to meet you. - Look, do, uh...
- Hi, Carla. - Hey, Carla. - She... She's my girlfriend.
- You do? - Yeah.
- Let's go, Charles. - We'll be out of here in a minute, Dr Tate.
Some other time. Anything else would make you happy? Come on.
And then the other one is, he's a music... works in the music department at the university.
With your fork. No, no, dear.
All aboard!
Mmm. Hey, new girl. You lookin' to score, huh?
Okay.
Yes!
- Give me your paw, Daniel. - Hello.
- All right? All right. - Okay. Bye!
- Shut up! Leave me alone! - I think you're stupid too!
- Leave me alone! - Carla. Carla.
I don't know how the world keeps on spinnin' 'round
I love you too, Daniel McMahon.
You can stop. Good girl. Open your eyes. Surprise. Do you...
who are better equipped to handle Carla.
- Trick or treat! - My dad gives these instead of candy.
This is so good.
Oh, my goodness! Are you all right?
Winnie!
Yes, all right. All right. Make a...
Um, but I like to call him Danny.
'Round yon virgin Mother and child
Now it is Carla's turn, and I am going to protect her!
I feel that way too sometimes, Daniel.
- "Free tids and bits"? - You can eat till you burst.
body and mind is...
Well, let me take your coat, dear. All right?
Bye!
- I'll put his bike away. - This earring is driving me crazy.
Now, if there's any sort of a problem, I am only 15 minutes away.
and she will come and join us with Daniel, and we will finalize these vows.
But Thanksgiving, there's a turkey and there's more than two desserts.
Loving you is all I know
Danny. Well, Danny's kind of cute.
We don't need you, Mother!
Happy together
- Yes, you could. - I could?
How... How are you, Da...
you didn't fail by much, just a smidge.
Ohh.
Oh, sort of, I did it.
- Come on, Daniel. - Um, well, o-okay.
What's that you say Mrs Robinson
Stop laughing at me! You stop laughing at me!
You better get going. You're going to be late.
Her... Her- Her na... Her name is Carla Tate...
Yes, sir, you picked a very nice bottle. Green.
So...
- I have to go to the dance. - Well...
...and sometimes played at funerals.
Here. You can sit here right there...
Did you tell her that I don't like tennis still?
From a, a bake sale in my mother... Pucky Ryan's... garden.
and I want to make you happy...
we should be doing something more than kissing.
I think I will have a hot roll... Oh, come on, please.
that people like us...
she was not exactly thrilled with her hotel accommodations.
No. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Carla, why are you in such a hurry?
I don't understand
In any event, I think we should proceed with our very lovely ceremony...