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Oh, for God's sake! Where is that man?
"Baby, I'm Yours. "
Wow, Mom!
Okay.
Ohh!
All right. Thank you. Let's watch it.
Oh, but how much is it to buy the other half of my face?
She walks right out
Okay.
- You're better! - I'm not a baby!
'Cause, 'cause I'm ready.
Maybe one day I'll be able to take care of my own apartment...
The reason I'm always saying no to you is because of what you ask for, Carla.
Okay... Okay, you... We... We say our vows, and then you say your vows.
- Happy birthday, dear Carla - So high...
And we came up with our own vows now, at the last minute.
Citizenship test?
- O-Okay. - Hi. I'm Jenny.
Uh, w-well, me neither. But, uh... I just like to smile.
- Yeah, and if Daniel is not here... - Dad, I mean it.
L- I even got a job working with one.
Help me... Help me find a job so that I can be with Carla forever.
Dear, Carla, we can have this discussion...
- She's the one... - Oh, please. - That you refer to as my special friend.
or if she's gonna leave the door unlocked.
We ordered a vegetarian worm. No?
Look, I understand what their concerns are, but let me tell you something right now, okay?
Olive juice.
And smile. Perfect! Beautiful.
Why the seasons change
You always tell me
I feel like... I feel like I try all these things, and nothing works.
Oh! Everything's perfect, and your daughters are so beautiful.
- Deming. This station is Deming. Next stop is El Paso. - And then... And then...
Daniel... Daniel McMahon...
- Hey. - It's not in New Zealand, Jeff.
that two people do it when they're in love.
Uh, I just... C-Caroline and Jeff...
Girls, inside, please.
- What? - Oh, my God, it's Daniel.
and not only are you judged as a person, but you're also judged by how well your children are doing.
But it's my idea.
A nation's turns its lonely eyes to you
- Maybe Carla doesn't know what works for her. - And you do.
She's just saying goodbye to all her friends. Very popular girl.
Carla, come here.
Play something.
- Yeah, all by myself in my own apartment. - I could never do that.
Where are you going right now, Carla Tate?
- Well... - What?
Guess what. Carla's getting married this weekend.
He can barely take care of himself.
and I wanna make you happy.
Not this house.
What?
Yours until the rivers all run dry
- They do? - I've been to Hong Kong several times, and I've never heard that.
- Oh, look at you! - Careful.
- Oh, I'm feelin' - Like animals
So I'm gonna try and see it your way. I'm gonna try and see...
Now, remember, this is tape number two.
And the sock really accentuates your feet.
Whoo-whoo-whoo
You have to leave?
Until the stars fall from the sky
I'm gonna keep it.
When superstars and cannonballs are running through your head
- You don't wanna miss that party. - What's that right there? - Oh.
They call her the Black Widow.
Well, during... Okay.
"Hat hair. "
Oh, one moment. Oh! Forgot.
- And now a dance? - Yeah. The dance is this Friday.
So who's the fella? Is he kind of a sweetheart?
Okay.
Look at the buses. Watch 'em.
I passed it, Daniel!
Wait, Mother, you never even met Michelle.
It's not a disease I'm going to recover from or a phase I'm going to outgrow.
Will you thank Winnie for making me the food bundle?
- Let's go out there, princess... - Ohh, beauty. - And slip into your...
Bye.
We have to make a decision. This is a special school in Santa Barbara.
And, uh... See- See, 'cause, uh... I... I even got ones that glow in the dark.
I'm remembering my old room.
- Do you have this in a size eight? - She's a little uptight, isn't she?
- You said you didn't want to do that. - Yeah, but that was before...
- birthday present I've ever had. - Please don't do that.
Wow. But over there, it's 35.
And see that guy right there with the big baton?
See?
Come...
Well, they're just having fun. They're good guys.
If ever I fall
It's o... It's o... It's okay, Daniel. Don't... Don't be upset.
to... to kiss me, and then, and then, you know...
and Carla, who thinks she can conquer this whole terrifying world that we live in.
Well, you... you don't have to be scared, Carla.
Carla...
I'm very angry right now, Ernie.
I like that one part where he's trying to get away from his parents.
Carla is young, she's full of love.
At last
You walk right in there
you think you're going to be able to manage teaching second grade.
Come on, man. You got to remember to lock your bike up, man.