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Sergio Valente
- Sure. You want to call your mom? - No, I want to melt it.
So who's on your list?
Well, you know, about the tongue thing, you know?
So I'm allowed to sleep with you.
You know what? She's too political.
...Dorothy Hamill"?
No. No, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house.
Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, my mom could and I can't.
I got 5 bucks says you can't.
...and the other one can't get mad.
You just gave up really quickly.
No, no, no. It's flattering.
You're building a post office?
Forgiving.
A little more than I wanted to see.
So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?
Hardy Boy.
Oh, no! The water is up to my neck losing air fast!
Kim Basinger...
Okay. So by "melting" you meant melting.
...you can see the color the tile used to be.
Well, if only Chip knows how. I've tried everything.
- You can't have sex with her! - Did you think I was a hooker?
I mean...