Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When Michael J. Fox is in the bathroom,

You're stupid, dad!

the picture's gonna change into something else.

- Okay. Okay, okay. Sir... Yeah. - My apartment need water.

Artoo, get her ready for takeoff.

(Mimicking) eh That’s how you sound

Well, I can. Captain Piett, you're in charge now.

Lizard Guy, who I think I saw get in a fight with Captain Kirk,

What? Well, that doesn't sound good.

HAN: Who are you looking for?

Lando's not a system. He's a black guy.

Okay. No, I am your father.

(MEN SCREAMING)

All right, Chewie, punch it.

I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian.

(LAUGHS) Crazy women, always hearing things.

I might just stay in the room and watch bad TV.

But you can't leave now.

- Empire sucks! - Rebels!

You get out of our home!

LUKE: It's me, you fuckers!

Thank God that hot chick is gone.

Did you see Van Wilder?

And besides, you can't fight Vader.

That's not in the budget. You know, we're trying to catch Rebels here.

- They took his dog. - (GASPS) They took Zeus? Oh, no!

No, I will not teach you the ways of the Force.

What if I give you the money, then you can go out and buy it?

All right, kid, let's do it.

Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first.

on the outside.

I’ll be your friend, if you let me kick your ass

- I know. - Oh, no!

All right, let's park right there in that cave.

I won't miss you.

Yeah, he puts himself in his own movies, but you don't mind

R2, are you OK?

I'm just going on record as saying I'm not comfortable with this.

It’s too cold out there I’ll have to take my John John

Yeah, I just got laser torpedoed by an Imperial walker

Lots of air force stuff going on busy doing air force stuff

J.Crew outlet store. Oh, my God! Awesome!

This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm.

I assure you, I had nothing to do with it.

(ARTOO SCREAMING)

Last time I was in a Dago bar I was drinking a beer in Little Italy.

Luke. You are not a jedi, yet