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Me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll meet him, he's awesome.

Take care of her?

Sorry, I can't. But I'll give you my email address.

In a cottage built for two

It's in space, and we're in here.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

We've been through all kinds of space adventures together.

This ain't quite right.

You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.

(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)

Lord Vader, we've entered the Hoth system,

You mean like...

Chuckie Simpson, Ice jumper. 800%?!

I see a woman draining your bank account

Hey, let me introduce everybody. You remember Chewbacca.

You know? I mean, it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can just be as,

And you know what? How about no name calling?

Track them. They may come around for another attack.

And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.

It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them.

Yeah, I saw it on Comedy Central.

The Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!

Thank God for these airbags. You okay back there?

The Force is With you young skywalker But you are not a Jedi yet

Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?

Echo Station 5-7, we are on our way.

Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point.

MAN ON PA: Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have...

Government Employees when Elon and the DOGE walkby

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's this handshake business, huh?

Hey, baby. You're gonna let us through, ain't you?

Let's be thankful for what we have, everyone.

DARTH VADER: Very well, Solo, if you won't talk,

The Lando system?

I'm going in there anyway.

But you are not a Jedi yet.

- What? - Yeah, there's a guy at the end.

Of course I know you, slugger.

Whoa! Well, I don't want to be tortured.

Thanks to the training I received in the Empire,

Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one!

And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.

A promotion? Really?

Is there someone else I can talk to A man perhaps

This happens entirely too often

Otherwise you might rip your dick off.

Of course, sir. Am I speaking with Admiral Ackbar?

The Empire, our ships are big triangles.

You ever been to Cloud City, C-3PO?

YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY GOSH

Yeah, you're probably ready to fight Vader.

Yeah. No, let's keep going.

I don't want... Oh, my God.

I hit a bird once.

Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old Timey Deep Sea Diver Looking Guy,

Looks like the power's out again.

You're gonna attack them?