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Oh, you got a text.
Yeah, that seems like a good cause.
Do you still want it?
- I don't know, 30 bucks. -
Is he your boyfriend?
Hero...
...so then I start hearing people say
MEG Hey, Mom, my period started on the couch.
my own Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane.
Oh, shaving cream!
Peanut allergy?
- They wouldn't. - Because I'm a nice person.
In Washington, D. C., Congress has passed a measure..
May I be excused to...
Seriously!
since I won the Battle of the Wheelbarrow.
Lois?
No.
- Just let me do it. - ♪ The driver on the bus peeks to check his phone ♪
I don't know, you just don't present as gay.
Oh, it's Bonnie.
Why? Why would you bring that up?
- You don't. - Well, they probably see a woman like me and think,
- from a lady in Rhode Island. - What?
So don't even look back there in the shed.
If they didn't want us to put our foot down there,
Is Affleck the best Batman?
- You aren't. - I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
And there you go.
My shoes are on the roof. Get 'em.
Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
Which is fine.