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Is that why I keep getting pink eye?
just went away when you became an adult.
I'll be a hero,
It's great!
Here is your morning briefing.
If you don't finish a Netflix series in a weekend,
No, I'm not gay.
and Japanese people are from Japan.
♪ Bam‐a‐lam, hey, Black Betty ♪
Wait, why do you have his laser pointer
If I don't drop it off, they're gonna know something's wrong.
Peanuts. Probably a poor choice of reference.
Everybody, if we could have your attention,
the right thing to say, so I said it.
and Pulp Fictioned him with an EpiPen.
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
This week's Customer of the Week is...
- You're not. - I tip in cash.
Why is this story all about Mom this week?
And you're... you're awesome, Lois.
and that's where I'll be from 9:00 to 11:00 if anyone asks.
Okay, there she is.
- Wait, you're gay? - Yeah.
I'm a good person.
Chris, I promise that if one of your baristas
- I like The Crown. - What if I like The Crown?
Then I gotta take you in.
It makes me feel old.
Surveillance tape? Good grief!
that I deserve to win this award.
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
Uh, you‐‐ you had been talking about it...
Not having heroin, that's what's bad.
Oh, shaving cream.
- $600. - $600?
and Heisenberg keychain?
Did she say what happened?
Here, drink whatever you think a day's worth of water is.
shaving cream.
I promised my boyfriend that I'd...
Oh, you think so?