Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if an individual is, in fact,

I am the maitre d' here at Chez Henri.

- We're gonna have to ask you to leave.

- Herr Leroyheimer.

- Yeah, which- Can a brotha get on lot A?

Am I wrong? Is he not short? He's short.

Whoo. We gotta get outta here, man.

- Thank you, gentlemen.

- $5 going once, twice, three times, sold.

Are you going to invite me in?

And then I just let-

when I got poop in my pants?

Gather round. Welcome, gentlemen.

- I mean, this nigga tryin' to do some homage

Come on, man, what you doin', man?

when we came over here.

I mean, again, not the equality we had in mind!

- "Black Jeff"?

it's like, do they even know what they're looking for?

- Whoever buys me, they better kill me the first day,

Hey, has this guy watched too much Quentin Tarantino or what?

not a lot of, uh, black movies about war.

I am against violence involving me.

- We gotta go back home, man.

Uh, homeschooled? Ew.

- Okay. You just came outta the gate with that.

- I am so sorry to disturb you both,

I'm just saying. - Offense taken.