Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's that one time.
If a negro head came in here,
Nigga, you a grown-ass man who just shit in his drawers.
He's not gonna bother you anymore.
- What is your name? Jackson? This way to the draft.
over and over again.
- Oh, here we go. - Here we go.
- This is very, very good.
I got in there, and then l-
- And MMA. - Oh, yeah.
- Next!
what kind of tests?
- And The Wire. - Oh, yeah!
All right, y'all, get on up there.
- I just walked right on, no big deal.
But you are actually short in real life, in the world.
- Is there a problem here?
down the stairs, man? We've been waitin' half an hour
That's right.
that worked really well, and I got excited.
Never seen a boat in my life.
"Go back around the corner.
- Oh, I loved that shot the first time.
That can't be true. 'Cause what can this dude do?
- He left the cat toy, man! - Uh-uh.
there's, like, five Flavor Flavs.
and madame's, um, decolletage is inappropriate.
- Oh, this-okay.
always has the same lines.
- That is a man in an orange rhinoceros costume.
- I'll wait for you here. There we go. All right.
- See, don't-no plant foot. No plant foot.
- Half the time, this nigga just shootin' all hand-held
- No, you came at- - I had to get in there.
I don't care what plantation I end up on.