Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so there are white-Jeff situations,
- I don't recall her being fat.
you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it.
- Went straight Tiger Woods on it.
"Man, you lucky your pops cares about you.
Well, gentlemen.
is still...
Always.
That's stupid, man, don't do that, man. Come on.
Say, Rich, where you goin'? I miss that.
- What's goin' on? Oh, heil Hitler.
- Hello.
- 9!
that's where it's supposed to be.
It all started
- I'm fast, I got stamina, and I know magic.
- And then, apparently, white people figured something out,
- Always, always. Because-
Let us reimburse you for that breakage, okay?
- Of course! - Yeah, come on in!
So go back over there and get her digits, dog."
since dogma clearly forbids
What about this one? What about this one?
- And, um, what are your names?
That's not how things work in this establishment.
- Yeah, and we have noticed that, you know,
- Mm-hmm.
or the pimp who gets killed,
Cuba Gooding, Jr., falls out of a kitchen all of a sudden,
- Well.
- 5!
What is that?
34, 24, sha-bloimps. - Blip.
Can I interest you two
fat?
- All right.
As black actors in Hollywood, Jordan and I
Uh, I am Keegan. - And I am Jordan. Hello.
That is poop in my pants.
Schnitzelnazi.
- Well, guten tag. - All right.