Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How far you going, taco head?

I'll be here for sure.

You can't stop me!

We don't want your fucking war!

'Course they never did know what done happened and all.

Our dads got to go to WWII.

This is our town now.

It's fine. We're doing fine.

Harry, Harry, get a doc.

21/2 Russian and 6 Chinese divisions.

September 2, 2014

the vets... uh...

for the people suffering in this war?

he was the last one out,

It's great to be back in the neighborhood.

I feel like somebody else.

He was born on the 4th of July, 1946.

and I don't want you to feel sorry for me.

Four more years!

I thought, Yeah. Yeah, this makes sense.

Love it or leave it, you fucking bastards!

and the success of liberty.

I can't feel anything.

You ain't supposed to be having this.

I'm going to go inside for a minute.

I cover it with a pickle.

Septembari 7, 1986

I ain't feeling well.

You got to get out!

Come on. It's starting.

because you're in a fucking wheelchair?

I got it. I got it.

The Marines will be the first in,

Love it or leave it!

I want to go to Vietnam,

and I just felt my body...

Ronnie for president.

Oh, look at your hair.

Sometimes it's... very hard to tell what's happening.

# It's a hard #

I can't believe what Tommy just said to me.

How are you, Jimmy?

Good job. Try this.

Hey, take it easy!

and you were pregnant?

But we got a proud tradition here in this town.

Come on, now. Don't be afraid.

to win an even greater victory

I don't know. Leave it alone.

'Cause I failed, Timmy.

Susanne, no homework at the table, please.

Nothing. Not a goddamned thing, you know?

Give it a minute.

I need a vacation

I... I wanted to...

You know you can't trust a fucking traitor.

# You can love but one girl #

who have been struggling for their own independence

You weren’t even there, man!

Ron. It's Ron Kovic.

Do not shed a tear.

It's God's will you go.

That's right. Me... Stevie, number one.

Stevie Boyer told me

ask what you can do for your country.

Lai dai! Lai dai!

# Oh, where have you been #

and that's when it happened, sir.

Tommy Finnelli.

It can be done. It can be done.

What's your name?

in their fancy uniforms.

I think I'm ready.

I had a dream, Ronnie, the other night,

What's wrong with you?

to cast doubts on the military system.

Four more years!

Is that my bone?

Motherfucker! Goddamn!

They got in the goddamned way!

Tommy Finnelli.

How many did I do yesterday?

One division is worth

I'm not waiting. I'm going in now.

The whole world's watching!

I've tried hard to keep this leg.

NYU... they were both closed down!

Anything that lives in a cave

what's going on over there

are you going with someone to the prom?

I fought for my country.

this dead penis, Mom.

That's why we're going to win in Vietnam.

Shit. They ain't got a chance.

I just want to dance.

but when it comes to the government,

they ain't going to bother you.

Get out of there!

Sorry, man. Ron.

They're going to overrun us!

We got the shit kicked out of us.

This is our land in this country.

Get out! Got to get out!

Stop the bombing! Stop the war!

Who's got a hot one?

Those long letters I wrote you

Well, look at me.

Yellow. It looks good.

Ronnie, you look good.

Stop it! Go to bed!

You got to watch for her.

I'd like to go upstairs.

How we doing here?

and I'll die there if I have to.

Where's the motherfucking devil at?

I hate his guts!

I was just so shocked.

They got the Air Farce.

We went to Vietnam to stop communism.

I said this is war!

My machine breaks down,

Washington, get the doctor.

Oh, motherfuck...

That's the problem. I'm not dead.

There's absolutely no question.

Bring his chair over!

Coke, iced tea?

starring Dan Rowan and Dick Martin,

Take the bra off.

Who's going to love me?

I haven't even looked at it yet, all right?