HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Not again!
Did you really think I was not going to find out about that?
It's the commercial for the new "E.T." game.
use your love and help right now.
We're rich, we're rich, we're rich!
What, do you want to play the market?
- No! God! - Wha!
Not actually a bank, not FDIC insured.
Big news, fellas.
Mur-Man...
Buy... Sell...
- Cancel this account. - Of course. I'd be delighted to.
Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas?
That's called a bus!
In your basement, next to the actual boiler.
with a pocket knife.
- Hurry up, please. - Oh, there it is.
- Can't do it. - Point is, I could really
Take it.
and that's Japanese for "sure thing".
Yeah, hello, buy all the Atari stock.
That means you got to figure out a way to pay it back.
This is why I don't invite you anywhere!
Oh, hello, Miss Goldberg. Back for another credit card?
so we figured we'd wait it out.
Geoff, stop organizing my tapes.
I'm not going to let you ruin it
[Sobbing loudly]
Wow. That's really responsible
- You're completely irresponsible. - I know!
and break up with their high school sweetheart.
who came home with a whole lot of baggage.
No, no, no. Do not listen to him.
Clearly, I know what I'm doing
Es Juan Calabasas en la oficina de Jenkintown.
Beverly, I have great news. Your credit is excelente,
I'm not dumping you.
I've been busy with school and getting into college and stuff.
He can bring whatever he wants.
because your ungrateful children won't help?
I know what I said.
Take a break, Geoff. I really have to talk to you.
He made it his life mission to teach us his favorite motto,