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if he keeps falling in these pits?
or a butler who will do bidet stuff.
Yes! Love wins!
You should cut it up, like, immediately.
It takes eight years to become a doctor.
Whatever I can do, I'm here for you.
Do what she says now!
and smart get-rich-quick schemes.
$3,000?! At 33% interest?!
It's a rite of passage. They call it the "turkey drop".
My dad is so dead!
After today, our lives change forever.
Get the hell away from the...
He told us we could triple our money in three days.
We quadrupled our money. We're rich!
and a top hat made of diamonds?
It's up to me to fix it.
[Scoffs] You really going to do the opposite
You sound crazy right now.
Aww!
I really don't!
at least you didn't sink all your money
Of course.
inspired by the loveable character
This is not good.
It makes you sound scary and important!
He's moving slowly.
Mm. Damn it!
by handling all your important banking matters
You know, this whole thing has made me think
you got to know the hand signals.
Okay, I can see that you mean business.
How dare you disparage my good name.
So you don't make $100 million,