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My dad'll never let me play the stocks.
For the record, I'm never breaking up with you.
- of how the economyworks. - Bup-bup!
I'm going to be an ophthalmologist.
it doesn't help either of us.
I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all
Well, I did not see that coming.
It is Thanks-[bleep]-giving!
then I would get a credit card and a really cute beach tote.
How do I look?
So that's how you feel.
Baby college?
- You did what?! - Mom! Hi!
After buttering up my mom had failed,
Never mind. I'll just figure it out on my own.
and there was this booth with this really friendly dude
♪ Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
You, my son, are ready for these.
The thing is,
I know. But Mama's name is on that card,
But I like it.
Because of you, I had to take out a Mexican credit card
I think we're crowding the carrots.
and let you kick a field goal every game.
Nothing much. I'm just in crippling credit-card debt.
Can you believe my mom didn't just hand over $3,000?
I just died in the pit. E.T. is dead.
Kind of makes me want to change, too.
Shred the evidence.
It's Thanksgiving break.
If you can't be there for me in a time of need,
Usually at Thanksgiving, you're a frazzled, gravy-stained mess.
Do not side with him.
Perfect, Beverly. One moment, please.
Yeah! [Laughs]
It's me! Go around!