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You just consider yourselves lucky...
Uh, let's see... you...
what have you got in the cologne department?
Oh, can I have another vodka martini, please?
Therefore, you have forced me to do something terrible.
That's what your share comes to.
Man, if we would have had your mom in 'Nam,
Well, it was not so that you could undermine my authority.
Do you have any lemonade?
When the The
That Hal is one lucky hombre.
I get to do the bow.
Well... if you can call four olives, two onions...
What about the dress?
For what?
Franklin, I'm ready to order.
Reese did it.
I have to meet your father...
Boys, I just, I don't know what to do anymore.
[Admiring Whistle]
my authority long-distance.
YES, NO, MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
Life is unfair
Mm-hmm. You see, in our family we have a saying.
The last thing I need is a bunch of social workers and reporters...
Am I right? Of course I'm right.
It was more like killing screaming.
Oh.
You should have said something.
I know you didn't do this.
Naw, they'll never buy it.
[Sighing]
Don't be mean 'cause mean is bad
Fine. Throw it in the trash, then.
She gets such a kick out of stuff like that.
I can.
Hello!
It's a name brand.
Uh, sir.
is I never have to look up any phone numbers.
And for that, he will be severely punished.