Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, there it is.

- When will you be back? - I don't know.

You got it, Lois.

I quit my job, I left everything behind to come out here.

could be because she looks so much like you?

and we need an actor for a small role that shoots tomorrow.

Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me!

You're a handsome, kind-hearted young man,

Eh, I'll think of something while l'm taking a chick dump in your parents' bathroom.

Well, she's awful pretty. I know that, Mom.

Well, we'd need to see a script first.

that George P. Wilbur was Tom Tucker's stage name?

I'm gonna go upstairs and alternate

That girl over there, that's Chris' girlfriend!

since you went under the stage name George P. Wilbur.

Oh, Chris, of course you'll find someone. And you are a prize.

It's nice to meet you, Martin.

No, I understand.

Don't be silly, Tom. You're an actor, and this is where you belong.

Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your glasses, your poor table manners,

Oh, hi, Chris. How was school?

What is it, Sandra?

He says he wants to talk to you about being his agent.

Hi, Peter, it's Tom. Just trying to reach you again.

and then shred this big stack of old bank statements.

or keep doing blow with Tom Sizemore and see if I can do better later in the night.

Really? Well, then, by all means, send him in!