Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is there anything we can do?
Could I really have caused all this?
Bush lost in 2004?
Are those D batteries?
Get the back in your MOON UP!
and as soon as we're back in the present,
Raise your hands.
- What did I do? - Well, nothing yet, but listen.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
We did it, Brian.
Just go back to where you came from, and stay there!
Nine Southern states have declared
Aah! Who are you?
landed here with its throat slit.
Why is the total an odd number?
Judge Pooby is a nutshell:
Well, the only way to fix this is to return
that's even cooler 'cause I peed on it.
Oh, my God! Civil war?
It's our house, but somehow it looks a little different.
Meg, you don't need to change the way you look.
That's very impressive, Brian.
of concentrated nuclear strikes all along the Eastern Seaboard.
Brian, what are you doing?
Wow. What a hero.
if my future pee goes in a past toilet?
No Harry Potter novels.
Won't that alter the past?
Someone could see us.
That's right, Tom.
but at least our present universe hasn't been affected.
I just can't remember where.
You guys (bleep) did this!
Great job stopping those terrorists.
Seacrest out.
but frankly, no Tommy Brady, no Stewie likey.
Brian, there's one rule of time travel, and that is:
'Cept for the South.
Geez. What, did you carry a thesaurus around with you?