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"The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away," and praised God's name.
And the way he did it was with the brilliant, "You can't come" technique.
I'm so happy BB! Coming, just smoking
and reflect on how Maybel touched our lives.
Uh oh! He's flatlining!
What, Kenny? He dies all the time!
I'll go on the haunted mansion ride, again.
and you give Cartman a million dollars?
worth an estimated $14 and 12 cents,
- Two people? - This place is huge.
Lucky?
No freeloaders are gonna take my hard-earned cash!
Job was a great man. He was blessed with 10 lovely children,
So how are things going at Cartman's theme park?
- Kyle, you gotta come see! - Kyle's not going to make it, Stanley!
God damn it! You son of a bitch!
that we say goodbye to Maybel Louise Cartman.
[both laugh] Uh-oh! [crying]
eight people come in a day. But you are to try your best not to ride
But you can ride anything you want, and you don't have to wait in line.
and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom,
I have to let in two more people a day.
You are up there
Because if I do, something bad will happen to me?
- I'm security, not maintenance. - But I don't know how it works.
so that I could be alone in it, all day every day.
I'm Frank Garret with the IRS. You haven't kept records of your income
- And that's it? That's the end? - Basically.
and he told me I have a haemorrhoid.
But he's gonna find out that without other people,
Awesome!
What, MOON!? She dies all the time