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Yeah, but I think it's broke down. The cars aren't moving.
- Oh, my God! - Kenny wasn't lying.
I love theme parks, but the lines, everywhere you go.
Eric, that is a lot of money.
"and he praises me every day."
Excuse me. Does this mean I have one million dollars?
It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area, and nobody can go!
Look, Kyle! Cartman is totally miserable.
and his own theme park,
Why why why
Why would God do such horrible things to a good person
You just built me up to knock me down, didn't you?
- "he would curse your name." - To which God said, "Oh, yeah?
Gentlemen, I thank you.
Oh, cool!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NO NO NO!
- Awesome. - Kyle, we want to tell you about
He was in terrible, miserable pain all day, every day.
Well, all right, God damn it. I'll open the park to two people each day.
There isn't a God.
Your grandma left it to you. You didn't earn it!
with the spider that dropped on you. Oh, man! That totally got me.
I mean, who could really have fun by themselves at a theme park?
All the wet, spit-filled kisses I put up with!
with attendance in the thousands.
with his blessings of infected haemorrhoids?
especially Stan and Kyle, you are to shoot on sight!
- No way, José. - But I'm getting sued now!
Miiiiiiicccccckckkkkk
Not much, just taking my one million dollars out of the bank.