Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Amazing. Eric Cartman is surely the financial genius of our time!
Dude, can you loan me 20 bucks for a new jacket?
Oh, man, that was awesome! That one part
This morning, I woke up and felt a sharp pain in my ass.
In a minute, sweetie. This is important.
My God, look at it, Chris! That kid completely turned this place around!
Well, now I can finally get back to riding my rides!
“and he will still praise my name!”
has managed to turn a theme park that was seeing less
Welcome to Cartmanland!
And since the stupid security guard needs video surveillance,
Don't tell me I didn't earn it, you son of a bitch.
What should I go on now? I know!
Mojo juju’s best plan to blow up Stitch with the big one.
- Kyle, you just don't understand, it's... - No, I finally do understand!
There you are, Jennifer Lopez!
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, formerly known as Buena Vista Pictures Distribution, Inc. until 2007, is an American film distribution studio within the Disney Media and Entertainment Distribution division of the Walt Disney Company.
How are you?
"I'll show you, Satan! I'll take those things away from Job,
Why couldn't the funeral have been on a school day?
She took me to the doctor, which was more humiliating,
Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand four hundred,
No, wait, you don't understand. Since I was two years old,
This can't be happening!
You're a very lucky little boy. I've never seen a haemorrhoid