Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Homer, do something.

when without warning, I was abducted by aliens.

Oh, you couldn't destroy every politician.

Idiot? Why You Little-

Oh. She's entering the terrible twos, all right.

Nobody wins when parents put their petty squabbles above the welfare of a child.

>when you find cringe

Hi. I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight on Fox...

My eyes.! My beautiful eyes.!

Jerry springer Call now

Whoa. Wow. Look at the time.

One-eyed, two-timing- I'm gonna-

All right, I got it.

Oh, that's your cure for everything.

Okay. Get ready for the violentest, disembowelingest...

- I love you, Son. - I love you too, Dad.

That means you'll have to be neutered.

- Was he better than me? - It all happened about two years ago.

I'm gonna, like, totally waste you.

If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at?

And this little piggy went- Oh!

Holy flirking shnit. What's the message?

- Oh, Dad.! - Whoa.

Ah,just Moe.Just Moe.

Stop it. You're killing me!