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The fuck's with you being late, bitch?
Oh, Howlin' Wolf
Crazy morning.
That's a lot more criminal than what we're doing!
About 8,000.
_
- I... - Okay, listen.
It's just a laundromat, right?
You can't be here.
Look what I found.
Yeah.
Oh, Grandma's little cabbage patch.
I don't care what it looks like to you.
The bar checking account is in her name.
Tell me good-bye.
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
Fuck her. You're a sweetheart.
And that OJ lawyer guy's already dead
There's a DJ, comes in at 5 p.m.
We've only made a profit so far
And having sex.
ought to be good for some cash.
Hope so.
Couple more weeks like this and you're cash.
and now she owns The Alibi.
V was in love with you.
And he's brain-injured, not deaf.
So your wife's wife stole your bar
Thanks? How are things at home?
if you ran off with Jimmy-Steve?
penalties for late taxes, no insurance,
Might need to start a Senior Wash.
Well, I really appreciate this offer...
She wants to burn all of her clothes.
Ah!
nine o'clock?
- Correct. - Fuck her.
I save us.
- Frank! - Come on, be a team player,
Text me if you want to hook up later.
Do we still get paychecks?
I told you there's a curfew.
Fuck.
Happy hour wash in my new jam.
Who?
Hey.
I'm not pissing away my life...
Are you really gonna walk away from that?
You mean since Mickey busted out of prison
Her name is still on our bank accounts.
Like a donut?
He is good to me.
Because it is. Mine too.
Okay.
So, uh, I will see you
She probably won't even know the difference.
No, of course not.
All we say is forged. Got it?
I mean, can we collect unemployment?
if you didn't help her get her green card.
Hi.
It sounds worse than it actually was.
Come on.
Why wouldn't I? We're in love.