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- Want some? - Yeah.
You tried to cripple my fiancé?
You were pretty restless last night.
First thing's first,
there will be no drugs or alcohol in this house.
Look, everybody gets robbed sooner or later.
How's it going for you?
You have any tips for first-time owners?
- Yeah. - Wh-where might I report that?
A'ight, we'll flip a coin inside.
bill of sale, all with our signatures on it.
and then run to The El.
Next day, you'll be moving like a pro.
All right.
She told us we were signing adoption forms
You can hardly tell it was a shithole.
I'm starting to turn a profit.
But you look better naked.
Tomorrow will be fine.
With a little more haste, honey!
Come on! Hurry up!
How'd it go at the bar?
It sucked not being able to talk to you.
A hundred grand?
No.
You're welcome.
Hey, Chad, what's going on?
I took a job away from my single-mother baby sister.
Debs leave you here while she went to work all day?
self-absorbed cunts to each other ever again?
We admire the efforts that you have made
Oh, God! Yeah!
Pressured for sex.
My family works there.
Scare myself.
I wanted to ask if it would be okay if I worked here.
♪ You were willing once before ♪
Bitch might be cleaning us out. We gotta close 'em.
She's been there since the '60s.
than either of you have ever been.
into turning it around.
We figured it out.
Margo thinks you're fucking with her, trying to raise the bid.
Svetlana wants us to keep being a thrupple
Can you, uh, can you talk more later?
Hey, uh,
Okay, thanks. Shit!
and heading to Mexico.
Debbie had as a kid.
Thank you.
- What's for breakfast? I'm starving. - Coffee smells great.
Wife.
Mickey would set a match to it.
Stupid.
Shh.
Well, I didn't say I was taking it,
you were at the homeless shelter begging for my help.
and has got half the Chicago Police Department
This where we drop off our duds?
Pull, pull, pull it, pull!
that she swears was stealing her bras from the wash.
Aren't they cute?
It should be in my name, not yours.