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Crocodiles. Not alligators. There are no alligators in Africa.
- Fine, I'll take her. - Mm-hmm.
- I wonder if she's not home. - So go knock on the door, Alan Einstein.
It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say "Missourah."
- You wanna come along? - Can't. We got some stuff to do.
We just broke into my happy place.
Rachel told him you were a skank and got all up on him.
which is not exactly your strong suit.
Okay, come here.
I was doubtful too...
He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Let's just wait in here for Gabby, okay?
- One time, she gave me a Woody. - Sweet Je...
But let's face it. You're already about the bravest kid I know.
Just never look my friends in the eye, and only speak in emergencies.
You... You read poetry to girls.
- Go, go! Run! - Oh, no!
I just think you're being too hard on him.
sending us a message from her stripper pole.
I can't. I gotta pick up all that stuff for the school trip.
and now he's the perfect guardian for Lily.
First of all, you don't have to go.
Oh. Sorry.
Excuse me, I have a very important announcement to make.
Say yes. It's French press.
It's scary.
I've been trapped in the garage for, like, 20 minutes!
- -
You're doing the right thing. Trust me.
at Pepper's Three Faces of New Year's Eve party?
Then you didn't. So I had to go find a phone.
Want some coffee?
who's making lists and labeling bins, and...
# Hey, hey #
He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier.
Do you even like playing the cello?
- Nothing is going to happen. - No.
Could you go to the mailbox and get me...
Not till you touch the top! What is it?