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I could turn out three or four a month.
Does this feel like a hallucination? Come on, let's go have some fun.
You didn't happen to run into Michelangelo?
...into that dark night alone.
Screw your dog!
I only saw what I needed to see.
They're gonna be begging to sell this place within a month.
-Thank you. -What is it?
I think Mrs. Timkin is right. I move we postpone the sale for six weeks.
-Get going. -Right.
Cheers.
Excuse me.
How'd you do that?
I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?
Good.
-Harris, would you bring Mr. Switcher in? -What? No, wait.
-That's not exactly fair, is it? -Talk to them.
You mean they got them in Ohio?
...your favorite, she is gone.
No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create.
Creative freedom, practically my own boss, maybe some World Series tickets.
That's it! You're fired!
Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalk?
You still don't believe I'm real, do you?
This is America. You do not set the pace by redecorating.
It's you.
Cram it, clown!
He was involved with some guy named David.
No! You don't understand. She--
Okay, boy.
You can't go in. He's got company, if you know what I mean.
Jonathan, you're not seriously turning me down?
Good morning, starshine.
Hello?
Want a giraffe for the birthday boy? A monkey?
I'm a window dresser here. We're going to have fun.
What if he's telling the truth?
You're fired! Get your paycheck and get out of here!
-I'll be 4,501 next April. -I'll bake a cake.
All opposed?
I'm sorry.
Can't talk now. Pick you up at 8:00.
This is a joke, right?
I would be happy and proud to lead this mission, sir!
Take it easy, okay? Just go home and get yourself some rest. You'll be fine.
What arrogance!
-What's with me? -Didn't I tell you?
What are you thinking about?
I got it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!
-She's the dummy! -Please, don't use force.
I can't imagine you're appealing to anybody.
-No, I was rehearsing a play. -I always find it best not to explain.
His Jag's in the shop. Hi.
You ever have hallucinations?
Rambo! This way! This means a court-martial!
We got him!
sick sick
I'll be waiting in the window.
Bet
I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.
What would you say if I told you, you get more beautiful every day?
Great. I want you to meet somebody. This is Emmy.
...lunchtime.
There must be some arrangement we can make?
-What's up? -I need your creative muse.
Nobody hired me, Jonathan. You know who I am.
-Monday, we'll work together. -You're not listening.
I wonder if you could do it yourself, with a vacuum cleaner or something.
One giant balloon, coming up.
You lost your job again?
Eat a dick
...at Prince and Company.
Biscuit-brain, what the hell do you think you're doing?
It's my responsibility to secure the perimeter here...
Hollywood, you're a genius!
It's all you.
You are!
Now, how is the best way to do that?