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Switcher.
Hi, I'm a squid!
You can't come in here.
Switcher.
-Rambo? -Yeah.
Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.
You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.
The wedding has been all arranged.
I don't sleep much at night.
I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.
Something this store has never seen before.
I'd do anything for Illustra...
You're part of me now. I got you in here.
-Shoplifting? -He saved my life!
Fired?
B.J.! You won't believe it!
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
Call the police!
That skunk!
...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.
Jonathan...
I feel like I could do anything.
Why don't we stick to good, old-fashioned hand tools for now.
...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.
...bring her to window number 3.
Excuse me.
Besides, who cares what people think?
That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.
-Good night, Mr. Wert. -Nice work, children.
-My balloon! -You're fired.
Mayday, Rambo.
Happy birthday, love! ❤️ To my sista I shared my first laughs with!
Something happened last night.
That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.
So, Richards was telling the truth.
The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.
Hello cuntboy. Time for rape. get naked immediately. No no no no no no no Please do not rape me spare myse pussy and my Black cock aaaaaaaaaand
My father ran it until he passed away recently.
I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.
Go away.
See you tomorrow.
I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
I gotta go, okay?
It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.
The SWATteam.
You turned down the jeweler. You turned down the grain merchant.
Reality is very disappointing
-lf I can make it up to you in any way. -Yeah! I could use a job!
No, I don't think so.
What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?
You know....
We are open.
You may as well hang up your jockey strap!
Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.
Absotively!
I assume my Jonathan is in there.
Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.
Maybe with, say, mannequins.
Prince and Company has the most incredible window.
Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.
There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.
I didn't care for it myself.
I'm not that hungry.
You made this body so that I could come to life!
-You demolish. -Of course. I'll remember that.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
It must be you. You're so cold.
Yeah, go get him.
I'm really a sculptor.
You've had it, Switcher!