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I like you.
But I wanna be very clear.
- Hey, hey... - No.
"Defying Gravity"? I have an iPod shuffle...
This is really gettin' you down, isn't it?
You don't talk about it.
# And I'm dancing with myself #
I'm sorry. It's a Glee Club thing.
# Yeah #
And I will give it to you again if you can sing the song better than Kurt.
Who's gonna judge?
# Close my eyes and leap #
Excuse me a second.
See, what we need is my chocolate thunder.
I heard that you do a routine with jump ropes.
How? Nobody's hiring.
Look, Kurt.
I'm not saying I'm gonna hide in the closet.
my Cheerios need to appeal to that panel of judges.
# Hey #
when you can't even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake?
Kurt, I stuck my neck out for you, and you go and you throw the game?
Hi.
# But your empty eyes seem to pass me by #
I am too. I'm sorry now you get to be normal...
- And I won't accept it. - This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel.
# Too late to go back to sleep #
You need to hire my friend Finn. He is clearly "handicapable"...
I'd have already radioed in your coordinates, just like in the Falklands.
All I know is that she walked in unannounced...
So you're giving him my part?
# You don't have to worry if you have the money #
I need a good distraction.
# So I left a good job in the city #
- and doesn't want anything to do with him. - What's up, MILF?
It's not a guy. We're doing this amazing song for sectionals...
# Well, if that's love it comes at much too high a cost #