Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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— Mom, itwas pecan pie. — Oh, there must be somebody foryou.

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No, | work harder than God. IfHe had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.

I‘m sorry, I‘m sorry.

And Catholics want their priests to be the kind of people they don‘t have the discipline to be.

I thinkyou‘ll ﬁnd that people will go a lot farther...

— Bye. — Bye.

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God knew your voice was gonna change when you‘re 13.

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— Good—bye, Mr. Sharp—Dressed Man. — Bye—bye.

,‘ Between you and me,‘

—Then let me have it! — I‘m not gonna punch you.

I‘m the king of rock. There ain‘t none higher.

Hello, Radioman.

— Don ? — Don. Rhyme with ﬁan.

— No, they can‘t. — Give ‘em a little credit. It‘s the 21 st century.

Oh, God. please let this be painless.

— /t was an adventure. — Ooof !

—|‘|| talktoyou. — Okay. All right.

— [ Laughing] Well, don‘t be a priest. -I-- God.

Yes, thankyou for adding new depth to my confusion.

Jews don‘t do that. We—We plant trees.

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— It‘s okay, I understand. — No, it‘s not okay.

Just say ”I love thatl suck.”

The summer after eighth grade, Anna ’5 father got a job in California,

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Long ﬂight. I know. Well, okay.

You know that she‘s leaving next week, right ?You do know that?

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Please, we were so young We were kids.

No, Ijust—— I don‘t know.

I don‘t do penance.

And that feeling, that hunch, is God.

| work a hundred hours a week. You guys have no idea.

[ jake ] All right, okay, / feel ready for this.

You‘re on such a roll right now.

—You know? —Hmm.

— Breaking hearts, as always. — Brian, what are you doing here?

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I don‘t wanna talk about it. Iwould talk about it ifl wanted to talk about it.

I can‘t have you out there thinking that my feelings foryou...

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I‘m proud ofyou no matter what.

— I take classes. — Me too! I‘m addicted to it. What‘s your favorite?

— Bye. See you, Shabazz. — Tell your mother I said ”hi.”

[Indian Accent] Let me guess:

—All good things. —All right.

We live in a really complex world,

[Praying In Hebrew]

May those who love us love us.

You know, I saw your sarin gas report. It was very powerful.

Don‘t talk to me about your mother, brother or synagogue. Just you.

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— I‘m so proud ofyou. I‘m so happy foryou. — Really?

— Yeah, ofcourse, really. — Well,

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Yes, yes. What’s your point .7

Take your hands off of me!

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But I don‘t need that.

Well, I‘m tellin‘you,

and she is lea ving in about two hours.

I know, I know, I know, but you have to be patient with them.

Oh, man. What is that? What is it?

bring ’em up to speed with the times, no more of the old routines.

You know, he was smart, popular—— everything came easy to him.

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— Yeah. Look at the bottom. — She has a ”skills“ section.

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I was so happyl could die. [Chuckles]

” Melrose Priest.”

you would stick with this and see where this relationship is going.

Those things are me. Do you understand that ? I can‘t separate them out.

and I‘m not coming back.

I have to tell you what ”kosher“ means? Study your gemara !

Jake, I can see you. What are you doing?

He actually had to miss school one day because he couldn‘t ﬁt into any ofhis pants.

How did you stay such a skinny kid in this household with you cooking like this?

I love that I suck

It gets very complicated. I‘m reading Dianetics.

Sorry, Ijust was ﬁnishing up. Howyou doin‘?

You‘re my best friend. Would you please forgive me?

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Well, now I lost my momentum, so go ahead. What do you want to say? What?

—Ow! — Does that hurt?

and then people can light up right in front ofyou and it doesn‘t even botheryou.

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What do you think?

— They‘re little women, but they‘re very determined. — You get melodramatic.

T—Bone, look at me. Look at me. Don‘t you recognize my face?

The sign hasn‘t changed.

— Oh, admit it. Ifthey changed the rules, you‘d be psyched. — I don‘t even think about it.

— Havel got no spirit? —What?

- Oh. — It’s true.

they go to the store and buy some paper towels !

— Standard B.S.C. deal ? — What‘s that mean?