Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, Paulie.
so she took these little ones and left you.
and wejust clicked very unexpectedly, but——
‘Cause I can‘t see you. I‘m like looking at a reflection at myself.
No, but you’re still gonna get a spankin’.
I don‘t blame you.
Don‘t worry about it. What—What‘s going on ?What‘s wrong?
Well, I had a great time. Thankyou. It was wonderful.
But New York is an island.
About everything. About us, about me—— especially about me.
JJ [ Continuing In Hebrew With Gospel Beat]
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So, have you ever?
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JJ [ Whistling /n S tairwell ]
That‘s the Rabbi Schlomo Schneerson rookie card.
I suppose you have your speech all prepared.
No, I‘mjust saying that I want to meet somebody in a spontaneous, casual manner,
Hello, boys.
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— [ Beeps] — I didn‘t understand the terms. Ijust said okay.
I‘m not gonna tell you what I wore on my date. Why should I do that?
/t doesn ’t matter if / ’m still with her—— which /’m not——
there is only one thing you could be.
You‘ve, uh——
— [Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — All right! Now we‘re ready to daven!
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— Tom Brokaw—— he stands up when he reads the news. — The whole time?
No, I‘ll be right there. Okay.
[Speaking Hebrew]
Please don‘t spoil this, hmm? I got you. I‘m proud ofyou.
it‘s a long story, and I know you‘re very——| know you‘re very busy,
— [Congregation Laughing] —I know. I know!
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But I‘m dealing with it because I‘m overwhelmed by this feeling I have foryou.
— Thanks, men. — Yeah, there‘s something about you, I don‘t know, tonight.
— You know, shejust moved to network prime time. — Look at that! A live feed!
You know, as a woman, on your own, trying to make your mark,
— Hi,Jake. -Oh, hi.
You cannot take Rachel Rose to Ernie ’s.
I don‘t think so.
Hmm ? Working hard?
I mean, I thinkl‘m an idiot.
Uh, |—— I just can‘t do that. I got a thing.
— ”Oh, my God, are there nuts in this ?” — So what ?
and that, where the important things are concerned, you‘re still a total idiot.
Trust me, you have no idea the nightmare I‘m in for now.
We have aJake Schram here for Anna Reilly.
When you look at me, when you look at my life, do you say to yourself,
—To|d ya. — [ Chuckling]
— Is everything okay here? — Yeah, all good things.
Chabot Shalom! Thank you, Mom
and / let him in on the Catholic mysteries.
True New Yorkers understand that people living anywhere else must be,
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— To Anna. — [ Together] Hear, hear.
— I doubt anything interesting will be going on. — Trust me.
Listen, I—I‘ve been thinking about stuff, and—and—and Ijust want you to know I‘m sorry.
What a shaineh maidel you are. Look at this.
And those who don‘t love us——
— It‘s okay. — It‘s not okay.
you walk away from it over a few very minor complications.
I don‘t mean spirit. I know I‘m fun to hang out with.
—It was beaded by the mentally retarded. —Oh, really?
You know what .7 L en, don ’t argue with me.
”Sexual perversion.” Steve Posner‘s watchin‘ a little too much Spice Channel.
This happens in all cultures. It‘s about you being 13 years old.
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His father and his brother Ethan both tried to convince him to join them at the family firm.
God is challenging you He ’5 callin ’ you a chump.
— You‘rejoking. — No, it‘s the truth. Had to call in fat.
[Anna]No way
—Good night. —Good night.
/ake said we ’re gonna give ’em an old— world God with a ne w—age spin.
No, no, no, come on, I wanna go. The place closes in 20 minutes.
Oh, yes. It always is. Everybody thinks their story is the one with the twist.
Four stars, New York Times. Definitely Delphini‘s. Need a reservation.
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,‘ When they leave they’re so hard to find;
It’s a very simple situation. You ’re in love with her, she’s in love with you,
— Yeah, everybody—— — It‘s so great to see such a turnout.
[Gasping]
Oh, uh——
Hi.
— Brian, you don‘t understand. — Right now, for the first time, I feel jealous ofjake.
Brian, I‘m in love with her! Okay?
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[ Phone Line Ringing]
unless you accept that it‘s a choice...
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I‘m afraid I can‘t do that, sir.
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and, trust me, you have not heard this one, okay?
— He was always smoking pot. — [All Laugh]
and it’s very important to understand the difference between religion and faith.
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— That‘s quite a gesture. — Yeah, I know it seems that way,
Rabbi Schram.
— No, that’s whatshe said That’s—— — Ridiculous.
— I would—— It‘s not gonna—— — You are makin‘ me crazy, Rabbi.
—All right. Ow!Ow! — Next time, sir, I suggest you make an appointment.
and I got a little piece ofass last night, so I‘m feeling extra generous.
— [ Continues Screaming] — [ Baby Continues Crying]
has been trying to get you to take her daughter out for months?
because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
How about, ”I‘ve been waiting for someone like you my whole life,
Mom, he never called in fat. Come on, give the guy a break.
— They‘re getting very irritable. — No, it‘sjust this thing.
— [ Conveyor Starts ] — Whoa ! —]ake Schram.
— Everything‘s gonna be fine. I‘ve dealtwith it. — Dealt with what, with how?
Yeah, he‘s stuck in the Hamptons, but he‘s checking in.
Keep me company?
There is.
[Groaning] Okay, that‘s enough.
Debbie, Debbie, Deb—— What ?
Don‘t look at me in that tone ofvoice.
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