Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

— You okay? — Yep. No. Go.
I‘ve been a priest over 40 years,
and your a verage se ven th —grade girl’s attentions can be pretty tickle.
And now something has happened, and I can‘t keep it from you anymore. I feel bad.
Anna——
—Well, thanks. — You‘re welcome.
- Riff. — Oh. No, not really.
Larry, Ellen, what the—— What are you doing here?
It might be hard foryou to accept, but the fact you‘re notjewish...
He‘s always relied on the kindness ofstrangers.
You better start gettin‘ out there more.
— Remember Elan Portnoy? — [ Brian] Yeah, he was always complaining.
This is my buddy, Anna. These are people—— This is Larry Friedman.
— Should we go somewhere and talk about this? — No, no, no, no.
Rabbi Lewis. Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis. Rabbi Lewis——
— This is the last ofthe series. — I know. You‘ve been talking about this card for I 5 years.
—Terrific. — I came running right over.
— No, you‘re a world—beater. What are you talking about? — I‘m a workaholic.
,‘ Or else forget about it,“
No, look. I‘ve heard all ofthose,
— ‘Cause I‘d go with a 15 percent at least. — Hmm, stick with the Torah.
— Oh, Rabbi, you‘re so wonderful. You know my daughter, Hillary. — Mom, don‘t embarrass me. Hi.
— This is big. Guess who called me. —Who?
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but it‘s like when people quit smoking, and the first year is tough,
— That‘s why they‘re fighting? — No, no, they‘re not fighting. They‘re not talking.
No, Brian, I can‘t! [Panting]
what do you do with that victory energy at the end ofthe day?
How nice. I gotta hear this from you.
Ooh, baby, no. We gotta save room for dessert.
No, wait You know what .7 / remember exactly how we met,
— What movie are you seeing? — We‘re gonna see the |MAX—— — Andy Garcia.
— She‘s really beautiful. — She‘s great too.
— I would love to. It‘s a date. — Okay. Okay, all right.
0h, get out L et me see that Ali Decker.
— What happened? — Your mother collapsed.
— An absence ofsomething. — Ofthe cell phone.
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Yes, it is. Are you speaking abstractly or specifically?
— I wanna talk to you about this. — I thinkyou should rest.
I don‘t think I‘d be sitting here right now.
Thankyou. I‘m gonna miss you guys.
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Well, you know, people don’t talk that much about a calling anymore,
You know ? I mean, don‘t you want someone to share it with?
— You know ? — I‘m telling you,you can. I want you to.
Sit back. Relax.
— Okay, I‘ll do that. Okay. — I‘m officially going now. Okay.
the chairs are all set up the way we want ‘em.
Well, I‘ve heard so much about you, I had to come and see for myself.
I am in love with a rabbi.
— She‘s very disappointed not to connect up with you. —I know, I‘m sorry.
— All ofthese people are members ofthe congregation. — Got it.
You guys stay and talk.
— No, it‘s not a—— whatever. — J jesse is a friendJ
It‘sjust, tonight, I really didn‘t wanna be one.
She asks me for a bite. I give her a bite.
And so tonight,
You wanna give me some special business terms sol sound like I know what I‘m talking about?
Me too. I mean, I gotta talk to the Big Guy.
— Oh, Len. — You know you can.
Okay, do you wanna share anything?
— Amen. — Amen.
— Wow. I mean, — /know It’s——
—Oh, oh! —[Screaming] Oh !]esus!
You‘re a man,Jake, a good man. I did a goodjob with you.
— It‘s called www.hotgod.com. — Really?
Mostly horrible with a few brief moments ofexcruciating agony,
— Brian, thankyou! Thanks! — What happened to free will? The power ofhuman agency?
No, I know. I thinkthat tequila shot made me a little giddy.
I‘d like to talk about something a little more personal.
— What‘s going on here? —Yourjig is so up.
— Hey, Anna ? — I thought I got the Tony Robbins hot line by mistake.
Okay, yes. Yes, I am. I‘m in a very good mood.
about what you said in the seminary about how the life ofa priest is hard.
J You get what you get when you go for itJ
J That change would do me rightJ
—Why? — It‘s a little bit too much. Whoa!
The truth is, you can never tell yourself ..
/ake and / used to talk about how we needed to kick the dust off our faiths,
That‘s not true.
I‘m looking for my old friend, Rabbijacob Schram, and there he is.
— atliars! — All right, how‘d you find out?
— /’ve been acting like an idiot — So what are you saying,Jake?
[Crowd Murmuring]
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Well, with guided meditation, specifically.
This is my daughter, Ruthie. She ’s in college. She ’s gonna be a physiotherapist
— Okay. Good night. — Okay.
— I‘ll keep it alive. —That‘s right.
— Can I askyou a question? — Mm—hmm.
J For this heartJ
Ethan andJackie took me to see her mom‘s new play, and itwas hilarious.
— Yeah, workin‘ for the—— That‘s a full—time thing. — That’s a boss.
— I just thinkthat she‘s leaving next week. — Brian, I know!
— You ought to try it. — Yeah, I need that high impact though.
No, I‘m definitely, definitely still mad.