Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

— Are you serious? —Tota|ly. It‘s——
God isa lotlike Blanche DuBois.
—Is that okay? —Yeah, that‘s okay. It‘s more than okay.
You know what my life is like,
— How is that possible? —What specifically?
Hey, what if you guys came with me?
— Really? — So, how‘d it go?
— Are you some kind ofwuss? J Little wuss, little wuss J — No, I‘m not a wuss—— All right.
J / feel it could be thereJ
— ‘cause he had diplomatic immunity. — [All Laugh]
— Look who‘s here. Look who‘s here! — Hey! Hey!
Uh, Debbie, this isJake. Jake, vice versa.
-Hi. -Hi.
Thankyou.
But before they were a priest and a rabbi, they both knew this girl.
That‘s not the problem, and you know it.
— Nope. — Line dancing?
[ Brian] Hey, it‘s me. Are you there?
I‘m ready.
J / got a joke /’ve beenJ
— Mom—— — It‘s true.
that / think we can hit
— Okay, what ? — Ifwe were actually going out, I‘d be very pissed at you now.
Okay, you do that.
I would love to, Ijust have—— I gotta——| have a friend at home.
I was faxed one oftheir daughters‘ resumes this morning.
— Stay focused. Okay. Okay. — I‘m with you, man. Okay.
JJ [ Whistling Resumes]
So there‘s this priest and this rabbi,
— What‘s a good place? — Delphini‘s, definitely Delphini‘s.
You take Tae—bo?
Hold that thought.
— Rain check though. — Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
—Ow! —Ow!
Whyl could—— Oh! Oh! Oh!
— Thankyou. — You‘re welcome.
— No. Are you crazy? —[Whimpering]
Ifl have to stay here for two days, I‘ll give them whatever the hell I had.
I want to push people to grow and expand. Otherwise, what are we doing?
Not an easy idea to sell to some of the higher—ups,
But it‘s a problem foryou because you assume all people in your life can‘t deal with that.
This could take a while,Jake. Go home.
because it makes you feel like a Marine.
,‘ just turn it up,‘
[Panting]
I‘ve been feeling all ofthese feelings lately.
— That was very simple and direct. — Thankyou.
-Oh? — I‘m gonna letyou guys have itfor 1,300.
J Like it’s somethin’ / neededJ
Oh, um, don‘t ask. It‘s—It‘s—It‘s not a good story.
[jake’s Mother] Good for you, Anna. Oh, /’m so proud of you
Not really. Flirtations, little moments.
It‘s my God—given right to check. What about that Shapiro girl?
I had an impulse to call you last night and didn‘t ‘cause I thought itwould be too late.
— We‘ve been together since] uly. —Ju|y.
You can‘tjust write her offlike one ofyour dates. I won‘t let you do it.
Oh, you‘re amazing.
With your loose, improvisational style, specifically.
so we may know them by their limping.
Oh, I used to take kickboxing, but I found it too high—impact.
Your old lady got fed up because you‘re out here chasing the skirt...
What ?
— So are we. - Hi, Rabbi.
but I‘m not as excited as I am aboutyou and me.
[Clears Throat]
[Together] J Ready to put my love on the line J
— So, have you talked to her? — No, no.
— Okay. — Well, you don‘t.
— I mean,you gotta go to Baghdad. I mean, so—— — Yeah. Yeah.
— I don‘t hearyou breathing. — I don‘t breathe audibly, butI breathe.
We were gonna shove ’em a little if we had to.
What did you expect? Did you think she wasjust gonna, like,
—Yes? —Oh!You win. She putjogging as a skill.
—,;‘ [Country] — Answer me honestly.
Can—— [Giggles]
— No, suit. — No, suit. Definitely suit.
I like the little ”mysterioso” quality. It‘s very sexy, turns me on.
— Yes, yes. Yes. — With women ?
and I moved to the United States.
—Well, my mom does all my PR. —I know what you mean. Mine too.
I keeps everybody—— myselfincluded—— on their toes.
I feel like the best version of myselfaround you, and that makes me doubt everything else.
— But there it is. — Yeah. There what is? Come on, come on, man.
[ A nna ] Hey, remember our shoplifting club .7
— Yes, you are. — No, we‘re not.
or because I‘m Rabbijake.
Okay, okay. It‘s okay. Take a break. Take a break.
—Jjesse’sgirlJJ — Howyou guys doing ? I‘m Don.
— Oh, no, no, we need the discs for the karaoke. — What ?
I am sorry—— I‘m very sorry—— that I put too little faith in you.
[Scoffing] Yeah.
JAnd she‘s watching him with those eyes J
[ Congregation Murmuring]
God, don‘t mess with me like that.
[ Man In Film Continues Yelling]
,‘ Please call me, baby;
I really would, butl don‘t know where I‘m going yet.
Anna is very special, okay? She‘s not like other girls.
I‘d like to talk toyou. Am I on speakerphone?
— Lentzes. — Lentzes. - Hi.
You kno w, we were gonna bring our religions into the 2 [st century any way we could
— I told you that. She knew that. — Did not!
— Why? I don‘t understand that. — Because I‘m a rabbi!
I know. You know, I think whoever said it, it was really true.
— What ? — Give me that, give me that! I can‘t believe you.
- [Continues Screaming] - [Baby Continues Crying]
J Kept so quietJ
— Okay, go. — [ Sighs]
— Hello? — Brian ?[Sniffiing]