Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello? What‘s going on? Anna?

— You know ? — Very true.

— It‘s in such good condition. This is like—— —Yeah, it‘s mint. Had to get it.

All right, I‘ll make the call, but cancel the dinner. I have a class.

that you keep making again and again and again.

— You got it. — What ? She called you?

,‘ / admit that / ain’t no angel,‘

/ think he gave it some serious thought, but in the end decided..

You know where to ﬁnd me. Call me, okay? Bye.

I quit smoking two years ago. When people smoke in front ofme...

Okay, wait a second. Are we gonna have the sex talk?

Okay, um, all right.

I made a mistake.

I love you. That‘s what you‘re trying to say,

Icouldn‘t follow it. She like this very high—powered business, you know——

The cu—— the cute one?

Can you come over? Please ?

you know, in the barn with Maggie.

with much authority, wouldn‘t you say?

No, I mean really. My mother‘s ﬁrm does all my P.R.

[Laughing] No, no,just doing comedy with you.

— Navy blue pinstripe suit. — I can picture that—— tasteful, yet with a quiet power.

But soon after, the Russians invaded Czechoslovakia,

— Brian. Let me talk to you. — I picked the wrong gig. I can‘t believe it.

— Oh, no, not the Shapiro girl again, please. — Why? She was a looker.

— Yeah. —Yeah. Good.

Okay, my mom was the only person in the room...

— Anna and I and Father Brian—— as children, we used to play. — Isn’t that nice .7

J /’m through with waitin’J

Before we get started, I want you all to do me a favor.

I would‘ve given it all up.

It‘s hard to see your son... as a man.

— I‘m very happy. — Hmm.

I don‘t even know where to begin, Brian.

I don‘t know what to say.

— You look perfect. — Thankyou. You ready for this, Rabbi?

Yeah. Oh,yeah. Well, I wouldn‘t trust anybody else to get ‘em right.

You better not lie in here. This is the big room.

Can I interrupt, or is three a crowd here?

you know, "The God Squad "

Good. Just run one more scenario,

Let‘sjust hold hands and breathe, hmm?

It‘s the vows, isn‘t it?

— What are you, in the eighth grade still? — That‘s a legitimate question.

I got this beautiful garden. I‘ve reconnected with this great old friend.

—You‘re drunk. — I‘m not drunk.

|—|—— But, seriously, what is the story ofSodom and Gomorrah really about?

— Great place to meet chicks. — Totally.

I‘m very sorryl didn‘t get to see you two together.

- It is? —Yeah.

Come on. A priest and a rabbi? I think I‘ve heard this one.

—I knew it. In the back of my head was this voice... — No.

— Do you fantasize? — I have dreams sometimes, but not really.

— ‘Cause you don‘t—— — It‘s like the end of WestSide Story It warms your heart.

You shouldn ’t be embarrassed A lot of people take aikido.

Get ready to say your prayers, my friends, ‘cause I am in no mood today.

— He‘s got a very hot prospect. - Oh ? Who?

saying, ” Don‘t go here. She‘s——”

I‘m in love withjake.

J / feel it could be thereJ

All right, that‘s why I‘m here! That‘s why I wanted to apologize ifyou‘d let me talk.

He‘s the president ofthe synagogue, and his wife.

— Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. — No, you listen to me.

I‘m saying we have totally different priorities. Look at your life.

— Ifonlyyou wereJewish. — Yeah, well, nobody‘s perfect.

Trust me. What‘s going on here? What‘s this really about?

[Gasps] Harder.

I have something simple that I‘d like to discuss with you.

—You think Len was a Ritalin child? — He still is.

the Audio 2000.

Foryears, I have listened to you talk about...

and cry to me——

Idon‘t want to listen to any ofyou !

—Well, I—- — No, no, it makes total sense.

— It‘s not kosher, Rabbi Lewis! — Larry, what does that mean?

No, you are in love with me, youjerk.

we‘re different in so many ways that have nothing to do with whetheryou‘rejewish.

You're drunk... I'M IRISH! THIS IS MILK TO ME!

I mean, I brought in the band.

Idon‘t have relationships. Idon‘t have time for relationships.

— Yassir? — /nArabic.

but you‘re scared because it‘s me, so I‘m gonna say it ﬁrst.

But you have to have some patience for the fact..

— Believe me. — But good though, right?

Yeah, I got a blonde in the back. [Blows Raspberry]

It‘s not your ideas. Your ideas are very good.

— I suck. They‘re gonna take away myyarmulke. — No, no, no. You don‘t suck.

even ifall ofyou failed my pop quiz miserably.

need it, need it, got it, got it,

— Yes, good luck to both ofyou. — Thankyou.

[Congregation Chuckles]

Ernie‘s been around since we were kids. You might as well take her to Houlihan‘s.

/ ’ve been waiting my whole life for someone like you, and /’m not gonna let you go.

— [ Sobbing] — Well, then disasterstrucl

where I just crave contact.

[Sighs, Clears Throat] How‘s your mother?

— Brian? —What?

Well, I‘m still on West Coast time. It‘s only 8:00 my time. Let‘s go do something.

JAbout a hopeless romanticJ

[Anna] It’s like a fairy tale, those ﬁo wers framing you

— [ Brian] RememberAram Salaam? —[]ake] Mm—hmm.

,‘ Everyone ’5 been insane,‘

Are the Dallas Stars good?

—I talked McDonald‘s out ofthe ” McOyster.” — A grateful nation thanks you.

— [Continues] — Okay, good. I‘ll see you next week. Hello?

J From your life nowJ

Wednesday night, you have a due diligence call at 7:00 and a dinner at 8:00.

- 1,300? — Final offer.

So, what‘d you wear?

let‘sjust take it from the top.

— Oh, listen. — Yeah .7

And for a while now, you ’ve let me be your guide.

Anna wants me to take her to this ofﬁce party... deal. I don‘t know what it is.

— Yeah, but it really—— It seems to—— — It goes together well.

You do love her, don‘t you ?

— That‘s—— — I kinda knew itwas coming. Who else they gonna give it to?

that‘s all, and it‘s almost impossible with me.

— I‘ve gotta go. Really gotta go. —All right, all right. Hi.

/ can ’t hear you up there I Sing it out! Come on!

— Rabbi Lewis? — Yeah.

— Kabbalah. You? — Kickboxing.

are tied in to my feelings forjake.