Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

,‘ ’Cause we fight like cats and dogs;
[Praying In Hebrew, Voice Cracking]
Okay, yes, you are, you are, but you‘re our workaholic, and we‘re very proud ofyou.
—Yeah, I know, I know. No, I know. — No, you don‘t know.
No! No, no, no, I am. I‘m just—I‘m just——
,‘ But what/ want to see,‘
-Well-- — I don‘t thinkI could take it.
J Kept it from you forso longJ
His father was a diplomat. He was always saying he couldn‘t get a parking ticket...
Look, maybe you‘re right, but can‘t you see that you‘re asking me...
J So though we cannot knowJ
Okay Well, if those results are correct, then /sa y we have a deal.
JJ[ Humming]
I do shots.
Man, I was really starting to think I had a few things figured out there.
Because now I can retire. [Sniffs]
— Hey, don‘t put this all on me. —Why, why?
It‘s a hunch that there is something bigger connecting it all,
— So, it was a pleasure. — It was nice to meet you.
To be serenaded by the Harlem freaking Gospel Choir?
— It‘s not an issue for me. It‘s really not. — [ Sighs]
J /f e verythin ’ glitterin ’J
— [Whimpering] — Despite these early setbacks, we eventually found our groo ve.
[Sighs] Oh, excuse me. I just got a little warm there.
—I don‘t understand. — Basically, I‘m like a plumber, except I fix leaky corporations.
I mean, come on, sometimes that‘s not enough.
— You know, ifthey—— —That‘s fine. I understand. I mean, when the beeper beeps.
because I have a very early conference call.
He can only offer himselfas a guide to other fearful people.
but when the three of us were together, it felt like we were livin’ on our own little island
What are you wasting your time with an old friend when Emma Gerber...
You know? Plus,there‘s the whole thing about me being single.
Ithinkyou will find, Rabbi Schram, that this princess is no pushover.
— Feels good. — God. You know,
/ didn ’t go into explicit detail, but she knows we weren ’t holding hands.
JAbout a hopeless romanticJ
— Not bad, right? — Ouch.
— Anybody Steve Posner. — Sexual perversion.
— Good. — It‘s so obvious you‘re thinking about her.
— [Door Opens, Closes] - [ Cryi ng ]
— I didn‘t pull her into my bed. She pulled me into hers. — I don‘t believe that!
I‘m not gonna talk about the meaning ofGod...
As much griefas I givejake, I think you‘re all doing it the right way.
J You get what you get when you go for itJ
—Okay, 15 minutes. —|‘m late. This is becoming a bad habit.
— You‘ve been doin‘ great. We‘ve been totally impressed. — You look so hot in your suit.
What happened?
until you learn to put a little faith in other people.
— It‘s an ”almost“ stroke. — And what does that mean? What are we talking about?
No, you‘re not. It wasjust an impulse.
Excuse me.
— Seriously, /really wanna talk to you, okay .7 Bye. — [Machine Beeps]
I don‘t thinkthere‘s room in it for what I‘ve spiritually committed to.
— Hey. - Hi.
Now you guys get the dishes, and the ladies will talk.
Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?
J /’m runnin’ down the one—night standsJJ
It‘s totally great. It‘s so fine.
It wouldn‘t hurt you to call her, because her family is very wealthy.
Oh ! Tuesdays with Morrie. I love that book.
[Phone Ringing]
You‘re telling me that I should‘ve been sensitive to the possibility...
I order dessert, she says she doesn‘t want any. I get pecan pie.
I almost didn‘t ‘cause I was so mad at you.
I have been violating that trust.
Reilly .7 L et me guess: She became a nun .7
I‘m saying, you know, you‘re—— I just thinkyou‘d want to do something about it.
So talk, vent ! Come on, vent! Go ahead, vent!
Mmdoywmcll?
— Okay. You let me know. — I will, I will.
— Made me a star. — So, how long have you two been together?
there‘s not been a bachelor head rabbi at B‘Nai Ezra since the beginning ofthe synagogue.
In most ways, we were like any other two kids in New York,
Look, I have it right here in front ofme, and it‘s not right.
I‘m not gonna do that tonight.
These tapes are my life. Exercise is like a religion to me.
— You‘re too precious to be on the open market. — That‘s what I try to tell them.
— Fourteen and a halfminutes. Please? — I have to go back to the mines.
Come on, come on. Yes ?
Mrs. Katz likes to sing "Ein Keloheinu" the way she knows it.
’cause, well, it was sort of one of those defining moments.
— well, you see the one on the right? — Mm—hmm.
but that’s what we lived for: to push the envelope.
,‘ /just know there’s got to be more;
I got something foryou.
She put God on the speed dial. I called it, it was the Elvis Presley Museum.
This is Brian, by the way, in case you were wondering
—Yes, I am. —Yeah, me too.
And, when lovers bore, which they will, sublimate.
— I‘m sorry, I didn‘t mean to call you so late. — No, it’s fine, it’s fine.
neither of us is in a position to say what the other one does or does not do...
how much you want something exactly like this to happen to you, and when it comes,
— Yes. Well, they‘re heavily supervised. — It looks really good though.
I don‘t need a chaperone. Ijust need some help. Come on. Guys, please?
Uh, as it—— as it turns out,jake‘s a rabbi.
Jesus, what happened?
/ ’d like to talk about us.
worth ofsermons into one kind of big ” best ofi‘ sermon.
Hello ? Pick up the phone.
Oh, my God, you look so beautiful together.
Got it, got it,
— Give me 20 minutes. Come on. —Twenty minutes?
J Will turn into the goldJ
Okay, how much does it cost exactly?
—PeterJennings would be at the wedding. —Hey, speaking ofin—laws,
[Anna] Remember the names ofsome ofthose kids we went to school with?