Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

,‘ Please call me, baby,‘

Price is not important!

You wanna get it, let‘s get it, but be with me when we get it.

And ifyou can see yourselfbeing happy doing anything else, you should do that.

Okay, let‘s get a few things straight here,]ake.

,‘ / don’t want you catchin’ your death ofcold,‘

,‘ It’s too cold to be out wall

Look at the city.

Thought maybe we could do dinner this week, you know, just you and me.

—I love thatl suck. — ”I love thatl suck.” Keep goin‘ with that.

— B—Brian, uh—— Oh, Brian. — No, it‘s okay. Trust me. Trust me, trust me.

You wanna bring a priest to your ﬁrst good date in two years?

— Hi. How areyou? — I‘m good. Howyou doing?

Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.

Don‘t give up hope, okay?

—Ow! —Wanna hear about the special knot in my tie?

J / feel completed like it’sJ

/ake said we were gonna be like those young cops who come on the force and shake things up——

Are you okay? Good.

— Hail... Mary, — Mary,

—Thursday. — Thursday night, 8:00 pm, dinner.

—I love thatl suck. — Good! But own it. Say it: ”I love thatl suck!”

I couldn‘t do that for him.

You‘re my friend, and whatever else is going on,

— Hey, what is that? — What ?

Deﬁnitely not Ernie‘s. Deﬁnitely not.

**[Whistling Resumes]

Uh, it‘s been about a minute and a halfsince my last drink.

[Sobs] 3ot quite. Not quite.

all these feelings.

— We got the money Why wait .7 — Okay, come in for a second.

But you put your trust in me.

I thought you wanted me,

— Price is not important! — No, price is very important, actually.

Oh, God. What do I know?

,‘ Wherever you are,‘

This isn‘t a talent contest. This is a rite of passage.

to run the world and lead the exciting life.

having my heart broken or starting to doubt myself,

I feel likel should askyou for my penance.

There are no paper towels.

— [ Gasps] Gotta go. Phil ?Gotta go. — [ Phone Clicks Off]

approximating the level ofShabbat shalom—iness...

This is astonishing! This is a shul!

— Take it nice and easy. Win ‘em over slowly, okay? — Okay.

Shabbat Shalom!

which is not bad when you‘re starting out,

Well, I appreciate what you did for us in the war.

A wise man once told me that no rabbi can save anyone.

God hates a solo artist, / promise you

,‘ Power to the people, y’all,‘

I know. It‘s deﬁnitely Manischewitz time.

—Anna, areyou serious? — Mm—hmm.

That‘s the guy‘s problem. He‘s afraid to drive.

My parents had basically given up on children when / came along

— [ Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — Thankyou, Mom.

You ’re probablystill at work. Not that important

Thanks, guys, for being so dutiful.

—Excuse me, I‘m looking for Ruth Schram. —Dr. Marks.

— What ? — You know what? I—I need a cup ofcoffee.

Well, you‘re a good priest.

You kno w? There ’s a certain expectation. / can’t go with my impulses. / have to——

—What doyou mean? — No, I mean, she calledyou

Faith is a feeling Faith is a hunch, really.

— Hey. — Hey.

Hold on a second. I wanna tell you something. Listen.

Shabbat shalom, everyone.

Okay, think about who was the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever.

— Not even close. — What is the big deal? Why can‘t I know?

— Oh, right. — Oh, God. Like, we go way back.

—I can take it. I‘m not scared. — I‘m sure——| know you‘re not. It‘sjustyou‘rea girl——

Oh, he‘s late.

here‘s the thing,Jake.

a priest and a rabbi in this day and age.

— It makes him very uncomfortable. — What‘s wrong with that?

Women look at you even though they know you‘re a priest——

This is you and me, right? I thought we were supposed to be just having a good time.

just to see ifwe work?

Okay? I don‘t usually do this,

But when you get back, we should deﬁnitely get together.

L ook at me. / ’m your friend and /’m telling you,

I think that would‘ve made me really happy in some weird way.

The meal was so good. This was so good. Thankyou.

Guys, I gottajust say this before we do this again...

Would you, um, like to come up fora nightcap?

— That‘s not the point. — What’s the point then .7

Our ﬁrst big idea was to turn this abandoned gay disco...

sort ofa Fiddler on the Roof meets Lord ofthe Dance meets Buena Vista Social Club.

I‘m not gonna bring your computer. You gotta rest, okay?

J Been living with nothing to show for itJ

[Whispering] Oh, yeah, baby.

[Clamoring Continues]

I wanna talk. I‘ve got all these things on my mind. I wanna vent.

J What you thinkin’J

-Hi. —Hey![Chuckling]

Oh, yeah ? Check this out.

— You could bring your cell phone, be connected the whole time. — /’m always busy

Perfect. Middle Eastern. She can order in Arabic. Give her a chance to shine.

— You wanna—— — I guess it‘s a good thing we‘re not going out then.

I‘m the person to offer objective advice on this particular confession.

Yeah, I‘m sorry, Raphae. Just hang on one second here.

— Is that was this is gonna be? — You‘re my friend, and I wanna know how this works foryou.

is / think you should be honest with yourself..

— No, you‘re not. — [ Scoffs]

Anyway, I thought he was in that.

— Those guys love you. — Hmm, they love me ‘cause I bust their balls.

You never told me this. What, did anything happen between you?

How you doin‘?

I‘m completely committed to what I do.

I‘m—I‘m stunned. I mean, I‘m—I‘m stunned. I‘m—I‘m paralyzed.

Those aren‘t really questions about faith, those are questions about religion,

— [ Chuckling ] This I‘ve got to hear. — No, look,

You couldjust say, ” Hey,Jake,” and I could say, ” Hey, ‘T—Bone.‘”

J Do you wanna know,‘

You‘re such a wimp.

— You wanna explain this? —Come here. — Did they change the rules?

"Ein Keloheinu " It‘s ajoyous song.

It‘s customary to sneak out after the communion.

and—and that affected me.

— Let‘s get outta here. Let‘s go talk about it. — No, no, no, no, no, no.

The contractor wants to do a walk—through on Tuesday next week. Can you do that?

[All Chattering, Clamoring]