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[Anna Sighing] Oh, mmm, I haven‘t screamed that hard...
— I‘m not blind, okay? — Okay, so how do you deal with that?
You should have. I was stuck here barking at Los Angeles.
— Shut up. We do not. —You shut up.
And I wasjust—— I was riveted. It was so beautiful.
,‘ Well, my angels mayleaI/e too,‘
Tell me about it. It‘s embarrassing.
Ifyou are a priest, orifyou marryawoman,
Now, ifyou‘ll excuse us, we‘ve got some dancing to do.
The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide.
— It‘sJake. — What is this in reference to?
— Have a little fun with it! —JJ[Joining In]
Idon‘t know.]ews want their rabbis to be thejews they don‘t have time to be.
— What kind ofstrategy is that? — / don ’t wanna bring a priest,
It‘s a little bit expensive, but let me tell you, it‘s worth it.
You have to give me advice. That‘s what this is supposed to be about.
Look, do me a favor. This is a very, very important thing to me.
and I‘m reading all kinds ofthings wrong,
— No, Brian. — No, no, no, no.
I wanna get the karaoke machine. Am I interrupting something?
may He turn their ankles,
Yom Kippur is the day ofatonement.
— [ Grunting] — Okay. Okay! Okay, okay.
and I fell in love at least once every decade.
— That‘s called a chuppah. — Wow.
— Yes. — We‘re gonna see that Garcia picture.
— I‘m not gonna let that happen again. — You don‘t know!
Hold it.
Oh, did you get the discs from Don?
J Ready to take a chance again J
J MineJ
Well, as for me and jal
Ah, yes, they all come back. Sooner or later, they all—— Ooh I
And you are never going to be the kind ofspiritual leaderyou could be...
[All Chuckle]
It was a watercolor by Bonnard. I probably passed it every single time,
I‘ve been trying to get up there for the last hour, but it‘s like the Pentagon with T—Bone.
— [ Laughing] — Bring the pain. Say it, say it all.
— Are you sure ? Okay. — Yes, but even ifI was, the rules are the same, right?
JJ [Humming]
Yeah, well, what do you expect, you know ?
You‘ve explored your faith with me in ways that I know sometimes...
Yeah. [Chuckles]
A... dog, a male dog.
— Excuse me. Folks, folks. I‘d like to make a toast. — [Brian] Rabbi jacob Schram .7
So let us pray.
—Well, I mean, wejust met—— —Two: I am many things.
[Doll] You go, girl!
—I saw it. I can tell. — No, no, no. He‘s here.
— All right. — Turn me loose,‘
J There ’5 always somethin’ so tragicJ
Um, I‘m not gonna punch you.
I have a relationship with my phone.
J HeartJ
No.
— She had a temporary blockage of blood to her brain. — Is she all right?
Yeah, my friend, he gets a little warm.
You know, there ’5 eight million people in New York,
I‘m serious! I‘m serious ! You gotta show Him what Alan Klein‘s made of.
Uh, Debbie ?
What? You‘re a natural. You radiate. What——
— Oh ! The numbers are good foryou, yeah? — Good
Yes ! Yes !
I take Tae—bo now. It‘s doubled my energy.
No, no, no, I mean, they really respect you. It‘s amazing.
[Sobbing]
— When you sing to your girlfriend, - Uh-huh.
You know, look. As pissed off as I was, the weird thing is...
Maury, ifyou would.
But that‘s okay. You‘re supposed to suck.
You were wonderful! Great!
— A beautiful puppy named Pinchas. — Pooch can wait.
,‘ Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it,“
— They gave him Dad‘s old office. — [ Scoffs]
[Kissing]
— Right now. Men. — All right.]ob is good, really good.
I know, and you were this tough, sexy, straight—ahead businesswoman.
— Anna Reilly. —Anna! Anna, it‘sJake! Can you—— Can you see me?
It‘s not in reference to anything.
I‘vejust been having so much fun and...
but at least we‘d still have been friends.
I am talking to a priest who went on a bender...
I go every week now, and I noticed this little painting.
but it sure felt that way to me.
— And you told her about us? — Yeah, she fiipped, in a good way.
Ifthe guy wouldjust go down the middle. Like Sprewell, same thing. Hey.
We were fascinated with each other’s religions.
Since Yom Kippur is kinda like the Super Bowl...
And, ofcourse, I‘m gonna miss my Romeo Casanova boy across the way.
,‘ It’s too cold to be out walkin ’ in the streets,‘
— Shejust looked me up. Yeah. — Really ? Anna Reilly. What is she doin‘ now?
it‘s the same challenge.
,‘ You spitted you slammed out the door;
This is exciting We don ’t get a lot celebrities in here.
,‘ Well, it’s just like the ocean under the moon,‘
Here. Don‘t—— Here. Thankyou.
— It‘s okay. Yeah. — Good.
JJ[ Hebrew]
The status ofyou and me.
Mom! It was pecan pie
— What are you doin‘ here? —I don‘t know. What am I doin‘ here?
I‘ve been thinking about it, and I‘m excited,
[Moaning]